Thomas Cooked

New rhyming slang for the word "fucked" referring to the state that the UK tour operating was in when it went insolvent.

Person1: "Brexit is a total mess"
Person2: "Yeah mate, it's proper Thomas Cooked!"

by Nhurr September 23, 2019

Thomas

is a tank engine, who lives at a big station on the island of Sodor

Thomas, is a tank engine, who lives at a big station on the island of Sodor

by EthanTheEngine7 March 12, 2024

Thomas

A badass legend who is married to Kendall Jenner. He will be a future billionaire who owns virgin airlines. He’s from the westsideeeeee.

Yo that Thomas kid is pretty dope what’s his @

by ILOBMCJMSNSHDBWSNDHANXBDNMANXN April 24, 2020

Thomas

He can be a very kind person, all the girls want to fuck him and love him. He has a very big horse cock that pulls all the girls

Thomas has a HUGE horse cock

by cmzr November 23, 2021

Thomas

Thomas has that dawg in him. That dawg goes woof woof and mutters racial slurs when he sleeps. 100% a pitbull. He also has an immensely dangly peepee shooter.

Girl: Hey is that Thomas over there?

Guy: Ain't no way, you can see his immensely dangly peepee shooter from MILES away.

Camera Man: *Faints*

by oneofthomassgirlfriends March 20, 2023

Daniel thomas

a ginger kid that is fake depressed and has dried pizza sauce above his lips and thinks he is funny,

Bruh you literally being a daniel thomas

by I HATE NIGERIANS!! September 28, 2019

Thomas

me my name is thomas

"Thomas, you are so sexy."
Me:
"Girl, I know."

by randomhobo69 May 6, 2023