pull a plumb

When the removal of a penis or other phallic item from the anus brings with it a rather substantial amount of fecal matter, usually coating the tip or head, that insertive device is said to have pulled a plumb.

Our date was going well up until I happened to pull a plumb, and to make things worse the smell didn't hit my nose until after my dick hit the new satin sheets.

by EssTeeDee April 11, 2016

pulled a plaxico

the act of unintentionally shooting yourself in the leg

doctor: and what happened to you?
patient: i pulled a plaxico doc

by j-strauss December 17, 2008

Pulled an Amy

Tripping so fucking hard, you don't even know what to do.

Yo, did you hear about Amy? She totally pulled an Amy and split open her chin and the back of her head before the sorority formal this weekend.

by AmytheClutz March 7, 2018

Pull a Saunders

To ditch on your social commitments, last minute

"Oh damn sorry guys, I can't attend your wedding/birth of your first child/birthday/extensively planned party because I have to help my brother move/wash my hair/play MarioKart/listen to my BeeGees album."

"Way to pull a Saunders."

by LWhaddawhadda November 20, 2011

Pull a Danny

When you piss in a girls bed and then leave before she wakes up

Girl 1 “did you take that guy home last night”
Girl 2 “ya but he Pulled a Danny so I had to throw my sheets out”
Girl 1 “what’s that mean”

Girls 2 “Pull a Danny means he pissed the bed while I was sleeping then left”

by Pull a Danny February 10, 2020

to pull a Roxanne

means that you as a mother reunite with your son (whom you mistreated for most of his childhood) and after a single long heart to heart conversation and revealing your reasoning for everything, he forgives you and you're now part of his Life again.

Person1: "So, tomorrow you'll see your son again after 15 years."
Person2: "Yeah, I hope I can set things right"
Person1: "I'm sure it's gonna be fine, you just have to pull a Roxanne"

by VanGibus2 October 30, 2022

Pulling A Keegan

When you masterbate in the shower while your spouse is home.

"Dude, you idiot, you got caught pulling a keegan?"

by bigbuckhunna January 10, 2021