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Michael Rucker

Michael Rucker is a sweet boy and is really funny. He will be your one and only true love, and his hair drives your crazy. Michael's are really sexy but they don't talk about it. They are extremely cute and you will be over protective of him to make sure that nobody will take them away from you. If you have the chance to kiss Michael Rucker, well... don't do it because I will find you, that's my boyfriend and if you take him then that will be the last of you: ) but Michael are sweet and you should never let them go, I mean like why would you need to, you love the shit out of them
Serrana: if anybody takes (Michael Rucker) then I will be really sad
by Yeetus my fetus July 19, 2019
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The Michael Effect

The Michael Effect is when you’re about to have sex with a partner or if it’s a one night stand and the girl asks you to put a condom on and you lose your erection
Person 1 : Oh did you hear about Chris and that girl the other night ??
Person 2 : No I didn’t , what happened

Person 1 : He brought her back to his and she said to put on a condom and he got The Michael Effect the poor misfortunate bastard
by ReceadingHairline November 18, 2019
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Michael Kalin

by Lllllllllloolllll March 31, 2019
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Michael Bake

A sad lonely man single forever and never kissed someone
by Kieran+price=heart December 9, 2019
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michael washington

michael washington is someone who don’t give two fucks about life! he will shoot up your local school, he disrespects his mom, loves to get suspended and kicked out of school! he wears black forces so u better watch what u leave laying around because he will snatch that shit! watch out he will stomp yo head in! and also loves to steal from stores.
michael washington really just don’t give 2 fucks
by trapgodddd1 December 13, 2019
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Michael Muse

Fatass texan that is bad at CoD
Michael Muse is bad at CoD and smells like shit.
by Chip McGundy April 29, 2019
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