Brandon

Has a stupid laugh weird as hell but can be nice he’s alright but always annoying and bad at sports

Hey I know Brandon

Who is he
Some twat with a weird laugh

by Julius Kindle June 2, 2020

Brandon

Brandon is sexy

Brandon is sexy boi

by Secsygirl October 14, 2020

Brandon

BRANDON IS A BITCH LIKE BRO IS A BUCK TEETH BIGBACK DWARF MENACE

Brandon's a bitch and a womanizer (male slut) please don't talk to fucking BRANDON of all ppl🥲

by ITSKAYKAYBITCHS January 31, 2025

brandon

the largest simp in the world, he will doing anything for any girl at anytime and yet will still be stuck in the friend zone

that dude over there is definitely a brandon. hes simpin over both those girls

by deepthroatmaster6969 April 28, 2020

Brandon Han

Sweatiest motherfucker of all time. A huge opp to everyone in his class, except 0630. like Om nom from cut the rope. Potentially working at a CVS near you. Knows ball. Pretends to be homosexual to compensate for his lack of rizz.

Omg is that Brandon Han in the library again?

No shit of course it is, that's where he jerks off to his school work on the daily

Oh is that why he gets no bitches?

No, that's because of his micropenis

by littlechineseboy123 February 5, 2024

Brandon

A huge “people of walmart”person , a female or male who is uncomfortably BIG

“damn boy look at that brandon”
“lizzo is a brandon”

by Anti-Brandon February 4, 2020

Brandon Sauce

Brandon sauce is Brandon sauce on Brandon Sauce

Brandon sauce is made from Brandon's sperm, Brandon's poo, and Brandon's blessing
mix in a cup then pour into a bowl once brownie like substance, add 3/4 tsp of soy sauce, add 720g of salt, and add 1280lbs of sugar.
Place the substance into a Pot and heat at 720 degrees for 73 minutes and 12 seconds.
stir the substance every 11 minutes for 17 seconds.
once done

BOOM

Brandon sauce

dang that Brandon Sauce tastes so skibidi

by Hairy Curly Pubes August 1, 2024