by Pseudonymousleme March 10, 2016
spouces arms and legs to the bed causing them to be bed bound so no movement in possible. Then bring a 12 foot ladder into the room. Begin masturbating to get a erection and jump in a spread eagle motion into your asleep partners ass hole. Causing a amazing, spontanious reaction with your partner.
WARNING: May cause Death, Anal Bleeding, AND/OR Broken Cock, head trauma, nose bleed, erectile disfunction heptititus A AND/OR B, hair loss, asthema, and poo poo on your dick.
WARNING: May cause Death, Anal Bleeding, AND/OR Broken Cock, head trauma, nose bleed, erectile disfunction heptititus A AND/OR B, hair loss, asthema, and poo poo on your dick.
Dave,why are you upset? where is your wife? I gave her a Base-Jump and she died of eternal a$$ bleeding... Oh dear
by Quastel Leeyawnka April 17, 2010
Did you hear about Jesse and Chloe?
Yeah, I think she dumped him after he tried stealing a base.
That’s rough.
Yeah, I think she dumped him after he tried stealing a base.
That’s rough.
by Snaccson September 29, 2019
When something is based-pilled, it is a joke used by combining the slang word based, and the “red pilled” slang first used in right wing subreddits.
Person 1: Hey, did you get pizza with sausage or pepperoni?
Person 2: I got pepperoni on half, and sausage on the other as Person 3 likes sausage.
Person 3: based-pilled
Person 2: I got pepperoni on half, and sausage on the other as Person 3 likes sausage.
Person 3: based-pilled
by plantgoblin68 November 08, 2021
"I didn't know you had a penis, but it's all good, I'll take the muddy road and call it a third base compromise"
by PurpleDido March 17, 2015
by MrMr1029 May 10, 2019
"you are so off one's base"
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