by BrookesKitten May 8, 2016
Get the Ninja Turtle Sexmug. A sneaky sexual move in which the man whips out his penis while sneaking up on a girl and proceeds to insert it into the females pocket.
girl after having penis inserted into pocket: "What the heck?"
guy: "Bitch thats the burmese pocket turtle."
guy: "Bitch thats the burmese pocket turtle."
by DukingMonster November 23, 2009
Get the Burmese Pocket Turtlemug. When a man massages a woman's labia minora slowly with his tongue. This is said to be a "turtle sandwich" because the man is "eating-out" the woman slowly (like a turtle would). The Japanese root of this phrase is there because Japanese people have a strong affiliation with turtles, especially in their diet.
Wegner (Teacher) - You're expose is late! You're getting an F this quarter!
Young Student - NO PLEASE! I'll do anything!!
Wegner (Teacher) - Even... a Japanese Turtle Sandwich?
Young Student - (gulps)... Yes! Even that!
(the process follows)
Young Student - NO PLEASE! I'll do anything!!
Wegner (Teacher) - Even... a Japanese Turtle Sandwich?
Young Student - (gulps)... Yes! Even that!
(the process follows)
by Franco P. December 14, 2008
Get the Japanese Turtle Sandwichmug. turtle balls syndrome aka T.B. syndrome
T.B syndrome is when your dick shrivles into
small baby shit mess. Often girls look at this
as a fuckin disgrace to man kind. You get this when
you lick a turle anas when inserting your cock into its mouth
while sayin,"i'm a dirty turtle fucker"
T.B syndrome is when your dick shrivles into
small baby shit mess. Often girls look at this
as a fuckin disgrace to man kind. You get this when
you lick a turle anas when inserting your cock into its mouth
while sayin,"i'm a dirty turtle fucker"
Brittany:let me see your penis
Ryan:alright
(Ryan pulls down pants)
Brittany: what the hell is that!! its like a damn green bean...
Ryan:it aint my fault i had to much fun wit turtles i got turtle balls syndrome
Ryan:alright
(Ryan pulls down pants)
Brittany: what the hell is that!! its like a damn green bean...
Ryan:it aint my fault i had to much fun wit turtles i got turtle balls syndrome
by slim dick May 22, 2006
Get the turtle balls syndromemug. Jordan : yo did you hear what melody and tristan did the other night
Vinny : no dude tell me
Jordan : melody gave tristan a stinky snapper turtle and tristan donkey - punched melody after it happened
Vinny : no way thats awesome
Vinny : no dude tell me
Jordan : melody gave tristan a stinky snapper turtle and tristan donkey - punched melody after it happened
Vinny : no way thats awesome
by Afternoon Swimmers July 14, 2011
Get the Stinky Snapper Turtlemug. The turtle club is a group of guys who have slept with or sleep with women of low Attraction. Some would say a 5 out of 10.
The turtle club is a group of guys with low standard's that sleep with women that other guy's wouldn't touch or would only get a BJ from
The turtle club is a group of guys with low standard's that sleep with women that other guy's wouldn't touch or would only get a BJ from
Yo I joined the turtle club last night. Yeah she was pretty big.
Yo the ugly girl over there wants the dick bro. You ready to join the turtle club?
Yo the ugly girl over there wants the dick bro. You ready to join the turtle club?
by Crazy charismatic August 8, 2017
Get the The Turtle clubmug. the words and hand motion that replaces the moment of awkward silence between 2 or more people in a conversation.
by Berry Halls October 3, 2007
Get the awkward sea turtlemug.