Apocalypse fruit

Fruit or any food really that’s gone past its prime, but you eat it anyway as you would do in an apocalypse and were surviving on foraging scraps.

I hadn’t gone to the market for a while, so I had to put apocalypse fruit in my smoothie.

by Invisible Kellie April 11, 2023

fruit-smacked

1. The act of having sex for the first time.

2. The act of taking someone’s virginity.

1. *Calling roommate at 3:27AM* “Maddie I’m at Delta Juul Lamnda and Chad just fruit-smacked me in his bunk bed.”

2. *The next morning* “Yo Chad I heard you fruit-smacked Shabeca last night bro, congrats.”

by kachowwwwww January 28, 2018

Fruit factory

A richly flavoured butt-burger.

"I've just rendered that toilet a hazard zone, there's a thriving fruit factory in that hole"

by Willysd March 21, 2007

fruit salad

gay people

my all of my friends are queer/fruity! literally a fruit salad!!

by aleztify May 24, 2022

fruit bag

A man's scrotum.

"Let me show you a fruit bag" - Justin Timberlake, "Suit and Tie"

by Big Bird 🐦 December 31, 2021

MAD FRUIT

MAD FRUIT BASICALLY MEANS SUS. WHEN SOMEONE IS MAD FRUIT HE IS TENDING TO SUS ACTIVITIES.

YO LETS DO NOT HANG OUT WITH ROBERT HE IS MAD FRUIT

by Doodlescoodle100 January 13, 2022

The Fruit

A link to something

“Woah. That’s awesome. Is it from Amazon?”
“Yeah, bro.”
“Send me the fruit!”

by Petebwhat December 29, 2023