Tugboat Captain

What Beth wants. She had it once. He wore women's underwears and she let him get away after riding the motion of the ocean. Letting him get away: Biggest. Regret. Ever.

Beth: "I need to totes get some"
Arlyn: "Call on that captain to 'tug your boat'"
Beth: "For Shiz, I gotta get my tugboat captain back"

by BBLLAP February 13, 2013

Captain Boomerang

THE GREATEST FICTIONAL CHARACTER OF ALL TIME

"Oh that character is pretty cool."

"Yeah, but not as cool or as attractive as Captain Boomerang"

"well that's kinda obvious, nobody's better than Captain Boomerang"

by ILikeCBMs March 13, 2022

Booty captain

When you’ve eaten so much ass they you claim the deserve the mantle of the booty captain

You are the jack sparrow of eating ass, you are the booty captain

by Lil pingu May 15, 2018

captain of the planet

The most amazing man on the planet. He is the best lover with a very large cock. He is "The Captain of the Planet". Example: "Hey guys, last night I came 7 times during sex with The Captain of the Planet!"

Hey guys, I came 7 times last night during sex with The captain of the Planet!

by Applesauce0917 April 5, 2020

Captain Cucumber

When one butt chugs Captain Morgan while simultaneously sticking a cucumber up their vagina.

"Yo did you catch Marianne doing a captain cucumber last night?"

"Yeah it was insane!"

by Fuckfuckcucumber October 12, 2015

captain save a hoe

throwing pearls at a swine. someone who tries to change a hoe who cant be changed or wont.

that guys a captain save a hoe, a rich client of a prostitute

by pinhe_ad December 23, 2023

Captain Hooker

Sucking a penis and a pussy at the same time

Man, Derek was pulling off a Captain Hooker the other day

by BigDickCockSucker69 October 9, 2015