f-tard

The f-tard feels no pain, as we taste it (in the sense we mean), and is retard-strong, reducing internal microstate density. The stratification of f-tard order dictates a greater entropy (social degree of disorder) in the surrounding grand scheme. Respect for the "ultimate disabled" is an inversion. Wasted time is what really cripples us, what the time demon, entropy, inhabits and feeds on. The mind is what counts. Conscious awareness is the fourth dimension. Sharing graciously, owing a debt of gratitude for the health we enjoy, the cards we were dealt. I wasn't meant to live.
Fooling with the f-tard is like taking on a midget. You can't win
by Fanwood Watcher February 16, 2020
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Tard

A shortened version of retard. Often used to describe an absolute idiot.
by TheCumBender March 14, 2022
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Rowles-tarded

When a professor makes a statement that is blatantly incorrect or completely idiotic, yet when a student corrects him he doubles down and tries to convince the class that what he is saying is correct, and to just roll with it.

Also, when a teacher makes out of pocket comments in class similar to how someone with autism would act.
Student 1: Hey, remember when the teacher told us that I=V*R instead of V=I*R

Student 2: Yeah, that shit was Rowles-tarded
by Bishboy September 24, 2024
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pope tard

a word used between clergymen to infer that they are the biggest retatd in their profession
by Davey Boy Jenks April 09, 2010
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tard

The traditionally (ply) wooden portion of a skateboard's base.
That dude's snapped his tard in half while trying a 720 kamikaze flip on some stairs, yo!
by SuElTigre February 26, 2023
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Tard

When u dont want to use the 'r' word because apparently its not politically correct. Tards can also be categorised into groups or gangs of stupid people who can be very dumb.
"Omg what tards"
by One of the ladies and estaban November 12, 2019
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Fuck-Tard

A retard with no sexual orientation, mainly a man who would fuck your boyfriend right under your nose, while dropping hits and asking outrageous sexual questions to your boyfriend. He's likely to fuck animals.
That fuckin fuck-tard has his dick in my man's ass.
Watch out fuck-tard is on the lose he'll turn ur boyfriend into a bitch the minute he comes around.
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