r/shittydarksouls

Subreddit dedicated to dark souls shitposts. Home of femboy worshippers.

Today I saw another Dark souls 2 bad post on r/shittydarksouls, when are they going to find new content?

I know man, we need Elden Ring DLC

by summarit January 8, 2024

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The Shitty City

Omaha, Nebraska.

Hence, "Omaha Beach" historically in World War II.

RIP.

"No, he didn't go to the Windy City (Chicago), he went to the Shitty City. Do I really need to specify the nuke target of all time, US? It's the opposite of the city so nice they named it twice; the TRUE Ground Zero.

Omaha, Nebraska!"

by Overlord0 March 22, 2024

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Jay Smittyder

Jay Smitty is a scholar and a gentlemen. He sports a generous meat sword with great torque and penetration efficiency. He looks like one of those fuckin crickets off Men in Black yet strangely reminds me of a ruggedly handsome Idris Elba. His career as a QB has ended but his talent unfortunately never existed. He is a prime example of a degenerate gambler long ass elbow cocksucker, but I commend him on his luscious skin tone and dry ass knee caps. Jay Smittder is a fuck!! A fuckin dawg!! P.s. Let’s get weird.

“You’re dry ass being a Jay Smittyder”

by TobyFuckinTobinson May 18, 2024

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Blood Spitter

A personwho enjoys sipping large quantities of fruit punch into their mouths, commonly bloating their cheeks like chipmunks and spitting it out over the heads of passing pedestrians. Then screaming at the top of their lungs “I’m sorry! I had my period!”

A common practice performed by female college students.

That damn Rebecca is a filthy blood spitter!

by Trump’s Dump May 21, 2024

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garett-spitting

Garett-spitting: a sexual act involving five or more men - their penises are organised in a spit shape, with two pairs of crossed penises holding a fifth in a spit roast manner. It is then up to the party to decide on further actions.
Garett-spit: the structure itself.

"Hey guys, lets get a group garett-spitting sesh in later tonight! I'll bring the beers!"

by Pdiddywhuuut December 8, 2024

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