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The Salty Porcupine

While engaging in sexual activity with a woman, pull out your cock and slide your fist into her pussy. After sliding the fist in open all five fingers and thrust your hand up and down as fast as possible creating a porcupine-like atomosphere.
Joe opened up his hand inside her and made her feel the essence of the salt...
by Annadale's finest April 23, 2005
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Sweet and Salty

A person acts sweet in front of you but actually is a dick
Man robin is so sweet and salty he is sweet to my face but acts like a dick when I ain't there
by sweet&saltylips April 19, 2016
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Get salty

When your fries need to start being salty because the person in front of you at McDonald's ordered their fries without salt and yours don't have salt
"No salt on my fries please"
"No fries you need to GET SALTY!!"
by insidehobo November 21, 2014
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Mr. Salty

The guys wouldn't leave Dave alone even though they know how he gets when he's hungry. He becomes Mr. Salty.
by lation31 January 8, 2009
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sweet and salty

process of grabbing one's penis and stroking till sweet and salty ejaculation comes out of the penis hole.
Man, that was really sweet and salty.
by Bob Tom III July 23, 2015
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you are salty

by Bolsonaro October 14, 2020
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Porn-Salty

A description of uber-salty food that triggers a gag reflex, producing the predicament of wether to spit or swallow the contents in your mouth.
"Since this restaurant changed their chefs, the chicken sandwich is just Porn-Salty."

"Damn that chip dip is porn-salty!"
by TPHM September 3, 2013
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