Salty Regards - a term that originated on r/WSB and means 'regards' that lost most of their portfolio in one play on options and lost the remainder on revenge play the same week.
Example: What's with the new faces at Wendy's mom?
Mom/Karen - Salty Regards, from last week. Waiting in line to apply for a day job but can't afford non-slip black shoes so get turned away.
Child - Aww I see.. I miss my brother..
Mom/Karen - That's also why your older brother is moving in back home tomorrow.
Child - Yayyy!
Mom/Karen - Salty Regards, from last week. Waiting in line to apply for a day job but can't afford non-slip black shoes so get turned away.
Child - Aww I see.. I miss my brother..
Mom/Karen - That's also why your older brother is moving in back home tomorrow.
Child - Yayyy!
by Chad_Tyrone July 02, 2024
Gazza got a deal for two prosties for the price of one. However one had a bad case of scurvy and herpies. Grazza got a salty pirate.
by Ethan rumball January 20, 2018
The art of sounding the penis with a gummy worm then blowing your load in her mouth to give her the salty slug.
My wife was so happy last night, I blew my salty slug in the back of her throat and the gummy worm came back out her nose...
by Wormwhisperer November 04, 2022
by chomper0 April 21, 2011
Where a male is sexually aroused and has to release the juices from his testicles. After doing so, then proceeds to ejaculate all over his own face and bed sheet. Finally ends it off by licking his semen off his bed sheet.
My girlfriend didn't want to blow me and swallow tonight, so I did it myself and got one hell of a Salty Vacation
by Zalranzar June 21, 2017
by Salty Cunt August 19, 2019
by Gwe July 31, 2022