four legged child

Name used to talk about ownership of a dog or rabbit or pig or cat. (abort mission, it is not a four legged child).
'Hey, I'm a father of one four legged child.'

'Oh really? What happened to the child? So sorry...'

'Sorry for what? It's called Buddy and is a Labrador Retriever.'
by vamosver March 14, 2017
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Gum on my leg

Pulling one's testicle out of shorts, boxers or underwear and stretching the sack and holding the stretched sack with thumb to the inner thigh and then stating to someone in close visual distance that you've got gum stuck to your leg.
"Hey honey (or friend/girlfriend), I have gum on my leg!"
Frank stood there with his left testicle streched down to his knee showing it cleverly and proudly to his wife.
by Longoshlongo October 25, 2007
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alaskian leg warmer

wife: Honey, I'm cold; turn up the heat.

husband: Babe, we don't need no heat I'll just give you an Alaskian leg warmer.
by shitter your friend August 11, 2009
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mookie legs

its MY mooks
my mooks, my mookie leggyssss mook legssss.
mookie legs i love u
by cnewsom August 27, 2008
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Bling Bling Legs

Incredibly sexy and toned legs on a girl.
Caitlin has got those bling bling legs! Hook 'em horns!
by Texas March 10, 2004
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Jet Leg

When you're frequently banging different girls with different nationalities, you eventually get fatigued.
Man I have jet leg, i just got back from Greece, but before that I was in the UAE and tomorrow I'm heading to Cuba. I can hardly walk...
by TheTraveller April 14, 2011
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restless legs syndrome

a really serious disease (haha) were your legs won't stop moving when you sleep. could mean you're high or youve had to much caffeine. JUST SAY NO!
hot guy 1: man, my girl last night, she wouldn't stop movin her damn legs! she kicked me in the balls, so now theyre sore
hot guy 2: better bring her to the asylum...there's nothing more we can do for the poor high soul.
by liger3000 October 07, 2004
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