long island summers

Jones beach concerts
Long summer night with your best friends

The beach is 30 minutes away
Best beaches every

Ice cream for every meal
Only thing you wear are bikinis

The only thing you have to worry about is of you are tan enough

The best nights are when you are drunk with your best friends

You don’t have to worry about what you look like

I wish i had Long Island summers.

by Kaylel January 5, 2019

AMAZON ISLANDS CANCELLATION

When AMAZON WHOLE FOODS AND THE POLICE AGENCIES set up ROCK FEVER.

Now obviously STANFORD doesn't want you as they say in. BURLINGTON GAME as the convenience to WHOLE FOODS MARKET to TONGA , FIJI, MELANASIA just didn't PAN OUT as the ELDER ABUSE FRAME ANAL ALAN well this TONGA DUDE who made up a nonsense CHINESE WORD NAME LANG TU failed to not only extinguish the receipt to me but the ...ADULT CYAN IDE GA ME the card I picked "I AM A PIECE OF SHIT" KEVIN NISHITA " was SAN JOSE MEDIA MURDERED..plus the two bottles of PEDIALYTE as he kept them after I said there would be repercussions for ruining my TARGET MERCHANDISE AND SUITCASES Later YOGI from FIGI at the STANFORD HOTEL and the PENULTIMATE EVENT that all parties arrangement have him UNION CITY but due to this happening AMAZON has DECIDED TO STOP SELLING THAT GAME AT THEIR BOOKSTORES and ANDY JASSY has decided to send CHOP SHOP VILE CUMT plus has decides AMAZON ISLANDS CANCELLATION is in order.

by DISTRAUGHT August 15, 2022

Island

A island is a land mass that you have to take a stupid boat or helicopter to get off of it. An "island" is connect to the main land by bridges and therefore doesn't have the same problems as an actual island

My friend lives on a "island" because he can just drive off of it so it is functionally part of the main land. An island is like hawaii where you can't just go drive to California.

by DailyPolls July 17, 2023

Coney Island steamer

Where a guy defecates on a hotdog and pleasures a girl with it.

Chad: I gave my girl a Coney Island steamer last night

Mike: Seek Christ

by Gameboss49 November 25, 2024

ohio island

Someone that is totally out of sync with normal society and has no clue what the mainland is like

Wow gwena is so out of sync with us mainlanders. She's an Ohio islander

by Ohio islander June 17, 2014

St. Joseph Island Coffee Roasters

A single origin shade-grown coffee from Colombia. Please thank these farmers.

Get St. Joseph Island Coffee Roasters Sumatra Coffee Beans delivered to you in as fast as 1 hour via Instacart or choose curbside or in-store pickup

by SPrice1980 May 25, 2023

Girlfriend Island

Describes a period of time when a friend is unreachable or unavailable due to being shacked up with/obsessed with a new girlfriend. The guy becomes uncontactable as if he is on a deserted island.

'Have you heard from Rick?'
'Nope, he's on girlfriend island. He ain't texting or calling anyone back, totally out of touch'.

by jay gee May 21, 2024