Road-burned bratwurst

When your dick is sweaty, and you get up real fast and it sticks to your thigh, causing painful friction

Dude 1: hey bro, wanna come outside and shoot some hoops?

Dude 2: nah man, I've got a serious road-burned bratwurst right now, can barely even walk

by MaskedCooter November 13, 2013

Road Rubbing

The act of pleasuring oneself while travelling in a car or similar vehicle

"You feel like road rubbing on the way home?"

by Ironwolf226 December 2, 2013

Road Horse

A person or persons whom ride pedal bikes aggressively. They usually ride in neighborhoods, or where people are around. Rarely do they ride in rural areas. They are attention seekers, and like to be witnessed. Also, riding makes them horny, and they are big fans of Patrick Swayze.

Neighbor 1: "Did you see Chad and Stacy today?"
Neighbor 2: "Yeah man! A couple of Road Horses!"
Neighbor 1: "I heard they have vibrating bicycle seats!"
Neighbor 2: "Typicsl Road Horse, I wish I was one."

by PissTank May 20, 2015

Road Hugger

A male hitch hiker that gives hand jobs in exchange for a ride.

I was going to pick up that road hugger but I already got it in this morning.

by roadhugger September 8, 2015

Road

Something you drive on

I'm on a road.

by Karamazov15 September 21, 2016

Road-Sofa

A Road-Sofa is any motorcycle that is large and designed mostly for comfort.

My Goldwing is such a wonderful Road-Sofa

by Traza42 October 12, 2016

road deal

when you pick-up a random piece of ass at a truck stop.

I was driving to Mobile, Alabama and came across a great Road Deal in Biloxi.

by BluesBaller December 13, 2016