Ninja diffuse

When an underage girl has an abortion without the knowledge of her parents

I got jenna pregnant, but she ninja diffused the kid so her parents dont know what happened.

by Urban Duude March 14, 2021

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ninja cock

A giant cock that hits a bitch so hard she can't feel or even comprehend it's awesomeness, and therefore cums 9,200 times after the ninja cock leaves.

Women become pregnant by the mere thought of it. It is impossible to ignore. Shit, the ninja cock is inescapable and every bitch feels it before she dies.

by bleeding gums murphy April 22, 2005

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If you're fucking your woman from behind, right as you're about to cum you karate chop the back of her neck to render her unconscious and thereby causing a contraction of her vagina which adds to your pleasure. The key to yell "Hiya!" right at the point you administer the karate chop.

Dude, I gave your sister the Nantucket Ninja last night and not only did I have the best orgasm of my life, but she doesn't remember a thing!

by Graham Rayburn February 16, 2008

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fear ninja

Runescape God and icon worshiped by all who know him and loves to kill noobs with his friend Runeknight 95.

Fear Ninja is the king!

by Bob Jones January 9, 2005

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pocket ninja

a person of very small stature; small enough, in fact, to allow permanent residence in the pocket of an individual. Sometimes referred to as a mini-hoe or a nano-pet. Also has a deep love for robot chicken.

i am so glad my roommate is a pocket ninja!
that is one sexy pocket ninja!
we need pocket ninja here immediately to join us in the viewing of this robot chicken DVD!

by boomersooner4eva January 5, 2009

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