May 25th

Memorial day. Commemorate the standing. sitting, laying, resting, fallen, & forgotten soldiers that fought for the United states of America. Thank you!

"Hey, Bobby, it's May 25th."
"What's that mean, dad?"
"Well, it's a day where we all, if American or American immigrants, commemorate the soldiers who have served this country."
"oh, thanks dad. I didn't know that"
"No problem son. God Bless America!"
"..."

by moonkid May 25, 2020

1st May

On 1st May it's Hermione's appreciation day<3

-stacy"Have you heard what's on 1st may"?
-person 2 "Ohh I think it's ed Sheeran's bday"
-stacy"Omg no you dumb mf it's Hermione's appreciation day!"

by stacypog April 29, 2021

May 13

National punch a simp day. Ya know because they be simping in a public area and they need to be brought to their senses. Maybe even abort them

May 13 we finna roll up on Dylan and show him what we do to these male thots around here.

by j0_p0ynter February 18, 2020

May 12

People born on this day are dickHeads, irresponsible, immature and over all very stupid.

Person 1: hey what day are you born on

Person 2: may 12 !!
Person 1: hahaha, your dickhead then

by Funny girl 13 November 2, 2019

May 3

The day a waste of a human being was born.

“It’s May 3rd today bro!”
“Damn, isn’t that when Alan was born?”
“Yeah, lol, fucking LOSER”

by uhohsrinkymonkey October 15, 2019

May 19

i bet loads of girls born this day- i bet their names start with an s, middle name with an e, last name with a b. and some exact names- Sadie Elaine Barton, or Sarah Esdra Brown

bro i bet she’s a may 19
hey what’s your name?

sadie elaine barton.

by hobi.hyung October 31, 2019

may 24

literally a date that no-one celebrates or bothers to know that it exists.

what's on may 24?

by toastbutter October 15, 2019