Matthew

He’s kinda freaky, but yk you still love him for him. He’s definitely not funny and he has this voice like that is very low. Some would describe it as darth Vader but not many would agree. He’s of Hispanic traits, mostly being Mexican.

“Hey have you seen the Matthew guy?”
“Oh yeah he reminds me of darth Vader.”

by Anonymous reporter man 11223 February 22, 2025

Matthew

the guy that owes me $16

"Matthew you owe me $16 you son of a bitch"

by metroboominwantsomemoren April 15, 2024

Abuse Matthew day

Today is abuse Matthew Vanotti day, it is on the 12/11 and it’s the day to just beat the shit out of him. Although I love you and you are my boyfriend this will be interesting 😘

Oooh it’s the 12th of November ITS ABUSE MATTHEW DAY

by Secretly anonymously anonymous November 10, 2020

Matthew Arnold

Got a girlfriend but little does he know his big ginger friend has been expanding her pussy everytime he hits it.

Oh no Wyatt don’t do the Matthew Arnold;)

by Wiggy tight December 8, 2019

Matthew Beattie

A name for any man standing at 6ft 5 and built like a brick. Do not mess with this man he will batter u.

Fuck me that Matthew Beattie is really tall and scary person. Not messing with him

by Suiiiii2004 November 3, 2021

Matthew

Matt is a sussy baka and is cringe god but he is a good friend

Matthew is a sussy baka

by Hudson wagill September 18, 2021

matthew drinkwater

We have all met a few Matthew Drinkwaters in our life. Angry sometimes, sometimes they rage, sometimes they moan, but at the end of the day if a man needs a sleeping partner they are there for them.

Who is that king? - gay guy #1
MATTHEW DRINKWATER!!!! - other male

by Chug Jug Victory Royale King January 18, 2024