4th of July

Day when real patriots have sex for at least 3 hours

Jenny was excited about 4th of July

by Bigppboi70-1 July 4, 2022

July 7th

It’s someones birthday.

Send them a full nude to wake them up :
Full aka being butt naked no cropping

Aaron: Its July 7th and its my birthday.

Kay: Yeah I know. Happy birthday *sends them a photo*

by Jazzyyyy<3 May 14, 2024

July 29

National give your boy bestfriend a blowjob day.

- Can i get a blowjob?
- No?
- But it is July 29?
- Alright sure!

by weskons July 28, 2024

July 11

National Free Slurpee Day!
If your born on this day that means you get a free slurpee!

person 1: I’m born on July 11
person 2: you can get a free slurpee!

by b r e e e e e e e e April 6, 2023

Julie

Julie is a selfish and spiteful woman. She is very good at playing tricks and playing dumb in certain situations: Julie, Juilie, Jully…

Julie tricked me into buying a new car.

by Bumberclaat October 13, 2022

July 10th

July 10th is the monumental day when steamer "MegaZane5" is ousted by Adinross for sending explicit photos to a minor, got gaslighted by his past and unsponsored by Geekseek and placed on Drama Alter by KEEMSTAR.

"You: Hey! Did you know that today's July 10th?"
"Friend: What's so special about today?"
"You: Today is the day when Adin was trending 3# on Twitter!"
"Friend: Why was he trending?"
"You: He exposed a pedophile streamer named "MegaZane5" for sending nudes to kids."
"Friend: EWWW! I don't know him but glad he's gone.

by Mysteryfella July 11, 2022

July 5th

Make out with you girlfriend day <3

July 5th is Make out with you girlfriend day <3

by Vmarkle July 3, 2023