4th of Jew Lie

The 4th of each month when Jewish mothers meet to get their hair done and lie about how successful their children are. The embellishment escalates as the conversation moves down the line resulting in a case of one-upsmanship that ultimatly leads to all things said a complete fabrication
Golde: My son just passed the boards and the bar so he's a Doctor Lawyer.
Deborah: My son is a CPA and works for Zack Braff
Hester: My son is Zack Braff
4th of Jew Lie
by MindGrapes February 22, 2016
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jewing them down

To barter with someone until you get want you want for much less than it costs in the first place.
mainly found at flea markets or spanish markets.
A: "the pig costs $10"
B: "I'll give you $5."
A: "$8"
B: "$7"
A: "$7.50"
B: "$6"
A: "Sold"
B Walks Away.
B: "I got my pig. Yeeeeeeah. See son, that's called 'Jewing Them Down'"
by Darth Brak November 28, 2007
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Jew berry pie

A jew being squished inbetween two people.
Me and Calvin maid Kyle into a jew berry pie.
by Mstate1235 January 09, 2010
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subteranean homesick jews

A jewish person who is homesick, alsom hymes with subteranean homesick blues by bob dylan
Taylor: "nates acting like all the other subteranean homesick jews"
Alex: "....."
by yelsom8 March 16, 2008
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Mexican Jew Lizard

An epiphet supposedly created online and popularized allegedly in WWII online games, alongside other nonsensical insults and racial slurs. Was spoken of specifically in a 2003 Penny Arcade strip concerning issues with WWII online group plays, and confirmed as being an actual insult from those days by Jerry Holkins in the creator commentary of the PA book Birds are Weird.
"What are you, some kind of Mexican Jew Lizard?"
by dungeonmaster11 July 07, 2009
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Mexican Jew fro

a wild, unkempt mane of pubic hair.
Bobby needs to shave his Mexican Jew fro.
by Matthew Jakiel March 29, 2008
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Jew Klux Klan

The white-hooded semitic avengers who hunt down neo-nazis, errect burning stars of david in front of their houses and eventually lynch them by hanging them - on their balls!
Dude you better cut that racist bullshit coming out of your nazi mouth or the Jew Klux Klan is gonna get ya!
by bitchmasterb November 10, 2010
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