JERKS

An expression from an angry gym teacher also saying “{switch}” or “{quads}” and again “ you guys are all “{jerks}””

“You guys are big {jerks} I’d expel all of you if I knew who you were”

by Tht kidsavage113 November 27, 2018

link jerking

The practice of making someone go to your website just to go to some other website.

Go to cnn.com and we will provide you the link to Google. You've just been a victim of link jerking.

by Strausy November 12, 2009

Jerk

Junior educated rich kid

Oh my gosh, he is such a jerk

by Italian Linguini May 12, 2018

Jerking His Yert

Fancy way of saying male masturbation

He loved Jerking His Yert to his favorite OnlyFans accounts

by organcontainer March 31, 2020

Inverse Circle Jerk

When a company's data is in such a mess that it requires accessing numerous systems to derive a result.

That Dealership is trying to pay people through an inverse circle jerk.

by infini4 January 20, 2020

jerk the dolphin

Dolphins are the only animals beside humans that are capable of being jacked off.

Aaron was late to the party, he needed to jerk the dolphin off.

by BigRedTime52 June 18, 2011

Jerking off on a pile of sand

“Jerking off on a pile of sand” is a metaphor used to describe the poor planning and execution of the withdrawal from Afghanistan under Joe Biden‘s administration. Not only leaving US military equipment and creating civil unrest in already unstable country, and then after all that they don’t even trying to help civilians find refuge in neighboring country’s. Although Afghanistan is an Islamic Republic, someone argue it’s more of a dictatorship.

Tim “Hey Bill did you see the news”

Bill “Yeah man”

Tim “jerking off on a pile of sand”

Bill “Well shit, we could go there and get a blackhawk helicopter with a 50% discount”

Tim “I Already booked tickets”

by Big man 1776 October 16, 2022