Fact-Jerking

When people tweak facts with opinions.

You are fact-jerking again. "You think I want to mislead you into thinking that mother Earth has round curves, despite the flatness that you see, right?"

by ickylucre January 20, 2021

Kirkle Jerk

A group of people who never speak out about injustice unless it happens to a white man. They often never share things online unless it is pro TRUMP, pro Christian, or Pro Charlie Kirk. They never step into politics unless they are attacking gays or transgender people, and they genuinely believe water turns frogs gay.

After Sunday service, we spent some time Kirkle Jerking and making sure black people stayed disenfranchised and women stayed in the kitchen. Amen

by KirkleJerk September 22, 2025

jerk circle

The act of jerking off in a circle with a woman in the middle naked.

"are you attending my jerk circle tonight?"

by bitch squad October 9, 2016

depressing jerk

depressing jerk

you depressing jerk

by bacon1478 April 24, 2024

jerk off in someone

Basically sex.

Person 1: What did you do in the room?
Person 2: Jerk off in someone.

by Eggg1031 April 1, 2024

Horror jerk

Jerking off to a Benadryl induced hallucination whilst wearing a condom.

I'm going to have a horror jerk tonight.

by God12231234 March 15, 2024

Hexagon-Jerk

a Hexagon-jerk is a six person activity where you spread your legs on the ground with other people in the shape of a hexagon and jerk off the person to your left.

Josh: yo bro do you wanna go Hexagon-jerk with Gary, Brian, Jimmy, and Steve
Mike: HELL YEAH MAN I'D LOVE TO

by luimity July 21, 2024