A not-date is a sad excuse for people who can't decide whether they are going to get some or not. Often misused for DWOB.
by PaulyD89 March 3, 2011
Get the not-datemug. A set period of time after which a person's past social media posts or texts can no longer be used against them, provided it can be reasonably shown that they no longer carry those problematic beliefs or attitudes.
Like a statute of limitations on getting "cancelled."
Like a statute of limitations on getting "cancelled."
Karen: Can you believe Rob said something so offensive? I should show this to his boss.
Stacy: You can't.
Karen: Why not?
Stacy: That comment is 10 years old. It's past the textpiration date.
Stacy: You can't.
Karen: Why not?
Stacy: That comment is 10 years old. It's past the textpiration date.
by C Monty March 22, 2022
Get the Textpiration Datemug. Anytime when you ask a friend to eat at chipotle; must be spontaneous. Also a bro friendly get to gether.
by cookiekruncher1 April 29, 2014
Get the chipotle datemug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 25, 2025
Get the <7.9.7.>Date, daUte, datE<.7.9.7.>mug. 1. When the events of the day have turned from sizzling to mild.
2. When your dating partner doesn't vibe right
2. When your dating partner doesn't vibe right
1. After the gym I messaged my booty call and she came over; therefore my dates has gone mild.
2. My dates gone mild when the booty call had an important meeting to attend to, so we didn't have time for round two.
3. That broad shared her onlyfans with me, it's safe to say my dates gone mild.
2. My dates gone mild when the booty call had an important meeting to attend to, so we didn't have time for round two.
3. That broad shared her onlyfans with me, it's safe to say my dates gone mild.
by RobbinRich May 3, 2022
Get the Dates gone mildmug. A play house invented by Jesse and the family. Sadly was not improved because some midgets were offended.
by Jacksueylolsi December 15, 2021
Get the Jesses midget play datemug. A common type of fundraiser used by by both fraternities and sororities. "Dates" with members of the Greek organization are sold at silent auction, this is a cover for prostitution. When a naive individual wins the auction an actual date may take place, but this is usually forgone in the interest of time and money. It is an acceptable gesture to "give someone the night off" by winning them at auction but electing not to have your way with them.
Jack: "Hey man check it out, the Date a Greek fundraiser is going on again! I think I'm gonna buy me two and have a threesome"
Bill: "What are you talking about? They're auctioning off dates"
Jack: "Dates that always have happy endings"
Bill: "No way, that's a Catholic soroity"
Jack: "Exactly"
Bill: "Ohhh. I never knew"
Bill: "What are you talking about? They're auctioning off dates"
Jack: "Dates that always have happy endings"
Bill: "No way, that's a Catholic soroity"
Jack: "Exactly"
Bill: "Ohhh. I never knew"
by iceMachine January 20, 2012
Get the Date a Greekmug.