"... These (internet tough guys ) usually frequent chat rooms and online forums for the sole purpose of shit talking and gloating to complete strangers to fill the void in their life, something that dosen't impress someone in the REAL WORLD. ..." - unbeknownst Internet Tough Guy
by KJon Rondo April 27, 2016
Get the internet tough guymug. slow internet connections are unbelievably frustrating. Instead of speedy transmission it takes approximately 15 minutes for information to process. This disease is terribly annoying. Our humblest apologies
boston, America
Ronny: hey baby, how are you doing sweetheart...................
15 minutes later
Ronny: hey baby, how are doing sweetheart......................
Winnie: hey robbie sorry, i just heard the last part of you question. could you please repeat?.........................
15 minutes later
Ronny: repeat what honey?
slow internet connection - epic fail :(
Ronny: hey baby, how are you doing sweetheart...................
15 minutes later
Ronny: hey baby, how are doing sweetheart......................
Winnie: hey robbie sorry, i just heard the last part of you question. could you please repeat?.........................
15 minutes later
Ronny: repeat what honey?
slow internet connection - epic fail :(
by pinkhairtie June 8, 2010
Get the Slow internet connectionmug. 1. A disease carrying member of the male sex who should be expelled and condemned to live alone on an island full of people like himself.
2. Someone who is balding and who's hair is never coming back.
3. Someone who is a 'wanna-be pimp.'
4. Someone who likes to pretend like his penis is longer and works better than it really is or does. It is never been more than seven inches, and no, it's not that fun.
5. My biggest and most regretted mistake.
6. Someone who is married to a Don King look alike who hasn't discovered "FrizzEase" yet.
2. Someone who is balding and who's hair is never coming back.
3. Someone who is a 'wanna-be pimp.'
4. Someone who likes to pretend like his penis is longer and works better than it really is or does. It is never been more than seven inches, and no, it's not that fun.
5. My biggest and most regretted mistake.
6. Someone who is married to a Don King look alike who hasn't discovered "FrizzEase" yet.
"Hey man, look at that ugly motherfucking fool walking down the street with that beautiful princess! That guy is such a 'MJ the internet pimp,' how did he get with her?"
by MzLady214 August 12, 2006
Get the MJ the internet pimpmug. Describing a person who does at least 2 of the following actions while on a computer connected to the internet.
1. Sends at least 3 FWD: e-mail chain letters unsoliticedly on seperate dates, esp. the one about the anorexic girl in a third world country who needs you to spread the message.
2. Actually believes that if they whack the monkey in the banner ad, they will come across a $20 bill from heaven.
3. Goes in to chat rooms, esp. AOL chat rooms and pastes the same message over and over, especially one that fits their agenda.
4. Same as above but posts "Press" (a number) "if you like" (insert unliked thing here).
5. Has installed any software from Gator or any other known malware--actually believing the corporation's speil.
1. Sends at least 3 FWD: e-mail chain letters unsoliticedly on seperate dates, esp. the one about the anorexic girl in a third world country who needs you to spread the message.
2. Actually believes that if they whack the monkey in the banner ad, they will come across a $20 bill from heaven.
3. Goes in to chat rooms, esp. AOL chat rooms and pastes the same message over and over, especially one that fits their agenda.
4. Same as above but posts "Press" (a number) "if you like" (insert unliked thing here).
5. Has installed any software from Gator or any other known malware--actually believing the corporation's speil.
by Braveheart's thirst for blood November 23, 2006
Get the internet larval stagemug. Internet users who rant and rage about petty facts. Phrase coined by the folks at Rock Paper Shotgun.
"Diablo 3 looks like freaking World of Warcraft! I would rather choke than play it!" - Angry Internet Men
"What, Spore has a restrictive DRM system?!? I must write furious blog entries and comments about it and give the game 1 star in Amazon though I haven't even bought or tried playing it yet!!" - Angry Internet Men
"What, Spore has a restrictive DRM system?!? I must write furious blog entries and comments about it and give the game 1 star in Amazon though I haven't even bought or tried playing it yet!!" - Angry Internet Men
by sanastro October 24, 2008
Get the Angry Internet Menmug. When little kids learn "grown up" words/customs, thanks to the INTERNET.
A way to explain how the kid knows to another baffled elder.
A way to explain how the kid knows to another baffled elder.
Little Timmy: I know what masturbation is!
John: Dude, how does your 7 year old brother know this?!
Bob: Yeah, internet says hello.
John: Dude, how does your 7 year old brother know this?!
Bob: Yeah, internet says hello.
by Tsunami Chris August 7, 2007
Get the internet says hellomug. Hey, why did you leave the game? Is your Fashion Bug Internet acting up again?
You should go pay your FBI so you can get a decent connection.
You should go pay your FBI so you can get a decent connection.
by Dome Pla February 24, 2010
Get the Fashion bug Internetmug.