Day of 1000 Cuts

A type of bad day that consists primarily of mishaps and general problems that one knowingly has no right to openly complain about, either being too minor and inconsequential to be worth getting upset over or are because of that person's own poor decisions, until the person in question's temper boils over.

I overslept, I forgot to pack a lunch,I stub my toe on the way out, I have to drive for an hour while keeping a fly trapped with me in the car out of my face, I remember that I have to get an oil change, all of my ceramic pots exploded in the kiln because of air-bubbles in them, I leave my homework in my car and only remember until after I make it to class and then I have to sit in traffic in an hour, a firetruck overseeing the wreck taking up three lanes on the freeway. "Death by 1000 Cuts"? Well mine was a Day of 1000 Cuts.

by The Logical Fallacy October 4, 2018

Stinky Cut Up

The act of fornacation with someone male or female who is unclean. Therefore producing a rank and unpleasant odor.

Dave - "Hey man I got some booty from that crack hoe last night."

Marcus - "You mean you got some Stinky Cut Up? Damn bro thats nasty!!"

by OT Express February 5, 2010

cold cut combo

A vagina that is not warm after or during intercourse fills cold in tempter

This girl had a cold cut combo

by Pandabear92520 February 18, 2018

Buzz Cut Boy

Kids Named Buzz Cut boy have the best buzz cut in history. This nick name is not an insult it’s a compliment to how great your hair is and how much courage you need to get it

Oh Shit, Buzz Cut Boy is Getting Friends we must go be his friend

by buzz cut boy May 18, 2021

Cincinnati Buzz Cut

Double circumcision; the act of circumcising an already circumcised individual.

"Hey, have you seen Louie around?"
"Nah, nobody has seen Louie since Tony got ahold of him and gave him a Cincinnati Buzz Cut."

by Murf Bronlo May 26, 2021

Bakewell bowl cut

The “unforgiving” bowl hair cut from Pennsylvania. Typically women have this cut.

-Hey look over there…doesn’t she look familiar?
~Who?
-The girl over there with the Bakewell bowl cut
~Ohhh now I see her

by Banasy June 26, 2023

slit-knife-cut

To speak bullshit to make others think you are a tough guy with a computer, when your really a fat douche with a computer.

slit-knife-cut:
Yes I do make hacks for a certain Enterprise.

I got laid when I was 12.

by Professor Spud January 20, 2008