brick-maxxing

Brick-maxxing is a way to say that someone’s been hit in the head multiple times with a brick or at least acts like it.

Dumbass: I’m a genius
Sigma: no ur brick-maxxing

by XxWifeSmootherxX April 23, 2024

Coffee brick

Rapid need to defecate after a cup or a sip of coffee in the morning. Is usually strengthened by a cigarette or any nicotine dispenser.

- Where have you been??

- Sorry, I had a coffee brick :(
- Yeah, better to shit beforehand than shit in bare hand...

by jkl334 May 4, 2024

sandwich bricks

some idiot said that instead of bread

whats that that goes in sandwiches again
sandwich bricks???

by fuckerfuckfuckfuckfuck April 10, 2017

Bricks

Something that will split a motherfucker's shit.

Harry- He doesn't have any more bricks, how many fingers am I holding up?

by Solid Mantis February 26, 2021

bricks

(adj.) - extremely cold

Explanation: originates from the feeling of entering an objectively cold environment, by which it feels as if the individual is being hit by multiple BRICKS. Whether it's by the wind or the shock of the extremely cold temperature.

Disclaimer: often mistaken for "brick" (which is completely absurd)

"Damn! It's bricks outside. I need my f**king jacket."

by Black Sage December 5, 2017

Slippery Brick

Approaching someone from behind, grabbing & pulling your cock up so the balls elevate with it, then straddling & dragging your dank ballsack across someone's shoulder.

Richard pissed me off, so I gave him a slippery brick

by Kommissar August 24, 2021

Brick sucker

one who is similar to a dickhead but is considerably more arrogant and self loathing

My boss Brian won't even look at my proposal, what a brick sucker

by Othernamesweretaken July 27, 2016