smoked his/her salad

instead of toss someones salad, (lick someones ass) it means to kick someones ass

dude didn't you see it? Rob smoked Bills salad last night! really fucked him up man! fuck man he, smoked his/her salad

by catman3126 January 23, 2009

steal her fucking eggs

when you see that biddy, and you know she wants it, but she doesn't know she wants it, so you have to sneak in and inseminate her - effectively stealing her weird little internal eggs and fertilizing the shit out of em.

See also: vaginal rape

John: "What up biddy?"

Biddy: "Excuse me? My name is Sandra."

John (thinking): "Mmmm biddy i'm a steal yo fuckin' eggs"

John's friend Andy: "Steal her fucking eggs, man"

by Ballsasscatporn April 19, 2011

beat her mouth up

to have a girl suck your dick

Man, you shoulda seen me dawg. I beat her mouth up!!!

by Actin a Straight Fool!!! May 27, 2008

standing on her soap box

Another meaning for a woman having her 'time of the month'

Hey what's wrong with Emma?

Oh she's just standing on her soap box.

by Pint O'Smooth July 3, 2009

What's her/his fuck

This is when you are in a conversation and you can't recall the person's name you are refering to.

"What's her/his fuck got real drunk last night." - (insert name)
"Wait, who are you talking about?"
-Max
"I don't know. What's her/his fuck"
-(insert name)

by LOREN August 19, 2004

Decorate her face like a cake

To nut in a girl's face similarly to a baker decorating a cake with icing.

I finally found a chick that takes it in the kisser. Last night, she was acting like a dirty slut so I felt the need to decorate her face like a cake.

by bachass April 24, 2010

wouldn't fuck her with your dick

a girl so ugly or skanky that you wouldn't fuck her with someone else's dick let alone your meat.

Look at that crack-whore. I wouldn't fuck her with your dick!

by MnB75 March 5, 2005