ham

a lump of yummy meat that is good

person 1: can I have said ham
person 2: no, my ham not yours

by 60000 kids are in my basement November 20, 2020

HAM 5S

The official code for being a bit unethical, usually used in the context of an insult

Those tarred with this phrase usually are implied to still be breastfeeding despite being an adult.

don't be a massive HAM 5S and you're 28 and still breastfeeding?

by jonnyb510 November 24, 2020

A ham

A ham is an object, person, word, or phrase in media that shows up once and becomes important later down the line.

The term comes from the 2019 Invader Zim movie, Enter the Florpus, where a literal ham was introduced into the story and later on was used in the final battle.

"Now pay close attention to that ham, cuz it's not the last time you're gonna see that ham in the story." ... "See? There's that ham again."

"God, I had no idea the cat was gonna be a ham. It makes so much sense now."

by ninjnir November 27, 2020

Ham

Similar to a hog, another word for dick or penis.

Yo, I’m trynna see this man ikems Ham.

by ځيرک December 15, 2020

Ham Bushing

The use of a de-boned ham to tighten an otherwise very loose/wide vagina.

Will: I'm dating this chick and I like her ok but her pussy is like sticking my dick in the grand canyon.

Larry: Man, all you need is a ham bushing.

Will: WTF is that?

Larry: All you gotta do is go get you a ham from Walmart, spread her legs apart, throw the ham in there and pull out the bone. Tighten it right up!

Will: 🙄

by It's like that October 30, 2020

Ham

Being a little annoying pussy that no one likes.

Man Ham can keep his annoying swede noises to himself

by TheRandomGuyThatNoOneKnows November 4, 2020

HAM

A person who is some what mentally stable, but could easily get triggered. A good person at heart. Usually a bus or truck driver. Shakes their legs and has lot and has crippling anxiety. A Hot Ass Mess.(HAM)

I love talking to Jacob, he’s such a HAM dude.

I had to go check on my sister last night, she’s such a ham right now.

Sorry dude my house is a Ham right now bro.

by Jmoney93 November 8, 2020