Google Play Games

-A app by the legendary company Google, that give you instant games like Pac-man (A-Game-Where-You-Avoid-Ghosts-But-Get-Orbs), Snakes (A-Game-Where-You-Avoid-Yourself-And-The-Walls-But-Get-Food-For-Some-Reason), A-Game-That-You-Defuse-Mines (Minesweeper), and many more!
-The only fucking app that shows you your level, the fucking achievements, and the shitty yet inaccurate leaderboard.

Guy1: hey ima play some games, wanna see my level in google play games?
Guy2: sure.
*Everyone sees that Guy1's level is 3*
*Guy2 slaps Guy1* U A NUB???

by ARandomUserOnUrbDic123456789 March 8, 2021

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Google-Screwed

When a Google search returns false or inaccurate information. Your use of this information is embarrassing or humiliating.

Fred thought he had found some really good dirt on Joe. It turned out that Fred Google-Screwed himself.

by Ace of Kent March 30, 2022

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Google

A shitty company that keeps deleting everything I have, being annoying, and being generally being shit.

Man, FUCK Google. I'm switching to Bing dawg.

by 711pizza June 22, 2025

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google

To be ogled by a gay person.

Hey man, did that guy over there just google me?
--Yeah, I think he is googling you hardcore.
I bet he wants my cock. I'm going to go give it to him.

by Collegeguy21bi November 30, 2010

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Google News

Google News is a news aggregation service provided by Google that compiles and displays news articles and headlines from various sources on the internet. It uses algorithms to curate and organize news stories based on user preferences and interests.

"I rely on Google News to stay up-to-date with the latest headlines and news articles from a variety of sources.”

by Davellin September 25, 2023

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