Dylan

A sexy beast with very hot brown hair. Makes me wanna act up. Watches anime and porn. Their dads pretty sexy.

Jack: hey do you know Dylan?
Max: Yeah they are such a sexy beast

by HottieCheck March 4, 2022

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Dylan Banter

Horrifically bad jokes made up by 'Dylan Jack' that people find funny for no reason at all.

That was such bad 'Dylan Banter' for fucks sake Dylan.

by Djyoses April 19, 2018

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Dylan

that one guy in your art class who just keeps making everything you say sound dirty.

Dylan stfu

by ur mom gey(u know its tru) June 1, 2018

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Dylan is a sexy man who is ready for love, and also attractive. Dylan likes to joke around with people because he is funny. if you ever meet a Dylan its probable best to stick with him for a long long time.

Wow is that an angel. No, its Dylan

by 12354234514 September 8, 2019

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Dylan

A complete retard with a weird obsession for japanese girls.

Man, that guy's kind of a weaboo, what a Dylan.

by Dafuckingman December 3, 2019

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Dylan

Dylan is the most perfect man to ever exist. he’s so funny and his laugh is contagious. He never fails to make me smile in the worst moments he’s so sweet and respectful. i love his perfectly styled hair and beautiful blue eyes that everytime i see i can just imagine our future where i wake up and i see those perfect eyes every day while he’s telling me goodmorning while getting ready for the day cause one thing about Dylan is he is a morning person he loves the mornings which is the complete opposite of me but sense i’ve been dating Dylan i’ve enjoyed getting up because i get to be reminded that i have my favorite person to talk to all day long.there is never a conversation that i’m in that i don’t bring dylan up i love being able to tell everyone how well he treats me Dylan has the best hands ever. the veins are perfectly placed and stick out the right amount.i hate the outdoors and sports and dylan loves them he loves being outside and experiencing all that life has to offer but i like staying inside and just day dreaming about him.there’s nothing to not love abt him he brings joy and happiness into my life every single day i’m so delighted to be able to call him mine and can’t wait to see what our future will be like together one thing i know will never change is my love for him i don’t know what i would do if i didn’t have him in my life reassuring me about everything. he’s helped me overcome so many things and helps me in so many other ways. I love dylan

“Who’s she’s texting”
“you know it’s Dylan she talks to him every chance she has”

by yourfavpinklover December 9, 2023

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