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Jacob Dumb

She gave me head and heroin as sure as the sun would set
She let me cum onto her chin yet there’s one thing that I still regret
She gave me my son of Jacob Dumb this child has been my hell
Nary one with a tongue to wean him from himself

Jacob Dumb you wean from yourself

Jacob Dumb he’d sit with us our pine-board porch each night
mumble out the songs I played he sat between the legs of my wife
Paws on her thighs, tried to pass his age, he sang though his throat was young
A fly laid an egg, my wife shifted her weight, Jacob, don’t live your name Dumb
Jacob Dumb well don’t live your name

Our porch became a teeter totter
when Jacob dropped down he fell far from his father
My wife shift of weight forced Jacob so much closer
Jacob dumb you are my shame, you are my shame, we lost a game

She gives him head and heroin and now he’s truly dumb
Now not even Nestor could bring peace between myself and my son
Jacob fell far from his fathers heart through the distance was not too long
Dumb, take my wife and my black tar vice, but do not take from me,
Child don’t take my songs, don’t take my songs
by Death Menace August 7, 2022
mugGet the Jacob Dumbmug.

im not, you are dumb

Its a girl named Whitney who does not know the lyrics to 'thank u, next'

she is dumb because of this and calls others dumb in the process
Whitney: " I'm not dumb that's how the song goes"
others:" no... Im not, you are dumb"
by Oursoggychicken04 November 18, 2018
mugGet the im not, you are dumbmug.

Dumb

Dumb= very, with emphasis..like “‘mad” (“mad cool”).
I was dumb scared.

She is dumb hot.
by killjoey June 24, 2024
mugGet the Dumbmug.

dumb

if you go to a mirror youll see a dumb person standing there!!
pov : youre walking to a mirror and you look at it
you : omg i see a dumb person!!
by your moms gf <3 November 21, 2021
mugGet the dumbmug.

Dumb

Kids that are mentally retarded.
They think they are cool and try to act like it....but they just aren’t.Also have bad grades .
Boy 1: I think that boy is dumb because he has bad grades in school
by You thought!!!123 November 7, 2018
mugGet the Dumbmug.

Dumb down college

When you have taken AP classes in High School then go to a college where you find your classes easy. You now feel like they have "Dumb Down College"
This class is easy . It's like they have Dumb Down College
by DawnasWifey February 4, 2019
mugGet the Dumb down collegemug.

dumb fuck

U ever heard of dumb cunts like urself? Dumb fuck
by Hallurmyboiz September 10, 2017
mugGet the dumb fuckmug.

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