The worst kid of douche imaginable.
This phrase originating in the small college town of Hanover, NH and has spread like wildfire due mostly to its fluid phonetics.
This phrase originating in the small college town of Hanover, NH and has spread like wildfire due mostly to its fluid phonetics.
1. Is that douche canoe popping triple collars?
2. Yeah, that douche canoe bragged about blacking out last night when he'd only had 2 beers.
3. I fucking hate those douche canoes.
2. Yeah, that douche canoe bragged about blacking out last night when he'd only had 2 beers.
3. I fucking hate those douche canoes.
by Stigmata. September 20, 2008
Get the Douche Canoe mug.variations of music derived from hardcore punk that display qualities of which anything close to a hardcore ethos is derived such as crappy club music in lieu of a breakdown and or band members resembling the cast of jersey shore and a lyrical content similar to the my new haircut skits
1-hey what are you doing tonight, man?
2-going to see abandon all ships, and gonna down some jagerbombs and heineken. got any hair gel?
1-that is so douche-core.
2-going to see abandon all ships, and gonna down some jagerbombs and heineken. got any hair gel?
1-that is so douche-core.
by BoogieBoardBuddha July 14, 2010
Get the Douche-core mug.the big poppa douche; a douche duffel is a person who is the biggest possible douche. douche duffels are people who are not only behemoth in stature, but also behemoth in thier degree of doucheness.
oh my god man, that guy was such a douche duffel i couldn't help but stop and stare, but then i had to book it at the last minute so his wide load didn't own my ass
by Bean6969 March 13, 2008
Get the douche duffel mug.Similar to douche bag but much more offensive. An insult that should be used for only the worst kind of asshole. Similar to a dirty mother fucker
Literal Definition:
A douche mother is the douche that your mother used to clean out her vagina after she gave birth to you.
Literal Definition:
A douche mother is the douche that your mother used to clean out her vagina after she gave birth to you.
by Jane Brane January 6, 2008
Get the douche mother mug.a combination of both Douche and Brah (as in bro). Especially useful for friends who you would normal refer to as "brah" but they are being a complete douchebag.
by nancyninja May 11, 2009
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Anything to win.
Anything to win.
by Toilet Monkey July 1, 2011
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Franken-douche is awesome
by CHEB302 March 8, 2009
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