Solut the Captain

A shot of Absolut Vodka either mixed or chased with Captain Morgan spiced rum.

Man the fuck up and Solut the Captain!

by Arish A July 13, 2011

Captain's Ride

The experience of using a toilet; a take on the term "throne" when referring to a toilet.

How was the Captain's Ride; How was the shit you just took

by gtothaBLA October 13, 2011

Captain Jackswallows

A derogatory term for a faggot who has taken on the persona of the infamous Captain Jack Sparrow from those gay pirate movies.

(Southerner) "Hey whats with the monkey Captain Jackswallows?"

(Typical Yankee) "Shut up prick she's my girlfriend....racist."

by SweetDee! November 23, 2011

Captain Jack's Crew

A dude and a chick that have been fucked by the same guy.

Girl: "You see that guy with the snake tattoo? I totally shagged him last night!"

Guy:"Really?!? He rode me so hard last week I couldn't stand up for three days!!"

Girl: " I guess we are both apart of Captain Jack's Crew."

by death the fox September 2, 2011

Captain Underpants

THE BIGGEST GYAT IN EXISITANCE!!

BRO LOOK AT THAT CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS!

by GyatReporter October 23, 2023

Captain Saveahoe

When an Amazon Driver has to do a variety of things such as complete another driver's route unexpectedly or rescue multiple people in a short amount of time.

Today, I had to Captain Saveahoe this new driver after she only completed 10 stops in 5 hours.

by WiselSkielGrannel October 30, 2023

captain america

Captain America is a wanna be Soilder boy. Soldier Boy is the best american soldier and best soldier in the world. He eats russians and pisses oil for breakfast. He eats duty and serves the nation for lunch and for dinner he eats a 20 inch hotdog and shits out JUSTICE!

He is the perfect American. His mother is the U.S.A and his father is an Eagle. He stormed the beaches of normandie and he is the reason the allies won ww2. He is never scared becuase he is no pussy however He saddly died trying to stop a nuclear meltdown. He saved the world. He has been rumored to be alive all though it is simply a false rumor stated by Homelander himself.

CA- Hi, Im captain america...
SB- "Im soldier boy! fuck! the world knows who i am why do i have to say it?

by Fanum tax November 8, 2023