by The Real Windows XP May 18, 2018
A man stands on all 4s facing their partner who lies flat on their back underneath them. The man on all 4s then drools on their parnters face until they ejaculate.
Hey baby wanna get the ol' angry spider tonight?
I'm gonna tie you down and give you the ol angry spider
Bitch here cums the angry spider
What a dirty.
I'm gonna tie you down and give you the ol angry spider
Bitch here cums the angry spider
What a dirty.
by Angry spider April 12, 2017
A small said to be person who wanders the streets whilst drunk off non-alcoholic beer attempting to chat up everything and anything that breathes, and more recently even things which do not.
Also known as TomCat / Carpe Diem
Also known as TomCat / Carpe Diem
The original angry dwarf man is a creature known as Tom Cat, he originated from the Stockport region of the United Kingdom. Sightings are rare, due to either his keeper Victoria not letting him be seen in public or his incarceration for necrophilia.
by TerribleExpert October 30, 2015
When you give a blowjob to a guy and when he cums catch his semen in your mouth, And punch him in the nuts. When he yells spit the cum back in his mouth.
by DaddyTangerine March 08, 2018
Combination maneuver incorporating the angry dragon and the abe lincoln in a plethora of semen and pubic ejaculation. After a successful angry dragon due to the physics of the penile insertion into the deepest point of the female or male participants esophagus the only place for the excrement to go is up through the nasal passage onto the face of the recipient. do to the protein content the semen resembles white glue and adheres just as well, with that the ejaculator tosses pubic hairs onto the rapidly hardening excrement and the display drys on the counter parts face in a mustache resembling that of the great Burt Reynolds..
While giving Mildred an angry dragon Damien tossed his freshly shaven pubes onto the rapidly drying excrement on Mildreds upper lip. Her expression was that of an Angry Burt Reynolds.
by Hooper Humperdink III January 31, 2011
A series of moist farts while sitting on the toilet, sounding a lot like Donald Duck is crammed up your ass against his will.
by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016
When you plop your nutsack in someone's eye, and they'll grunt in anger. Thinking, "Fuck you bitch!" you kick them in the shin. As your partner is extremely pissed off, hobbling and wearing an eyepatch, you laugh your ass off.
by Cummy worm November 09, 2010