angry crock-pot

Several men cum into a pot, a female squirts into the pot, then you put the mixture on a cake and eat it

How did your angry crock-pot turn out last night?

by Meresh1 July 17, 2017

angry german dad

1. to smash a computer with a slege hammer.
2. angry german kid's dad

1. dude 1: (bashing the computer) dude 2: O MY GOD DONT BE AN ANGRY GERMAN DAD
2. LEEEEEOOOOOPPPPPOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
agk: WHAT I AM TRYING TO SLEEEP GODDD.

by harold slikk September 16, 2014

The ol' angry spider

A man stands on all 4s facing their partner who lies flat on their back underneath them. The man on all 4s then drools on their parnters face until they ejaculate.

Hey baby wanna get the ol' angry spider tonight?

I'm gonna tie you down and give you the ol angry spider
Bitch here cums the angry spider

What a dirty.

by Angry spider April 12, 2017

angry whoopy cushion

While having sex with your girl, and she's on top Cowboy, you fart. (Bonus points for quality in sound, stink, and length of fart).

My girl was bouncing on my so wild last night, but we had Taco Bell for dinner. I ended giving her the ANGRY WHOOPY CUSHION, and damn near shit the bed.

It stank so bad, that bitch got up and left in pout. So ate the leftover burritos.

by Too tall May 26, 2014

Angry Burt Reynolds

Combination maneuver incorporating the angry dragon and the abe lincoln in a plethora of semen and pubic ejaculation. After a successful angry dragon due to the physics of the penile insertion into the deepest point of the female or male participants esophagus the only place for the excrement to go is up through the nasal passage onto the face of the recipient. do to the protein content the semen resembles white glue and adheres just as well, with that the ejaculator tosses pubic hairs onto the rapidly hardening excrement and the display drys on the counter parts face in a mustache resembling that of the great Burt Reynolds..

While giving Mildred an angry dragon Damien tossed his freshly shaven pubes onto the rapidly drying excrement on Mildreds upper lip. Her expression was that of an Angry Burt Reynolds.

by Hooper Humperdink III February 20, 2011

Angry Donald

A series of moist farts while sitting on the toilet, sounding a lot like Donald Duck is crammed up your ass against his will.

"Jesus, will the gas stop?! I feel like I have an Angry Donald underneath me"

by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016

angry pirate

When you plop your nutsack in someone's eye, and they'll grunt in anger. Thinking, "Fuck you bitch!" you kick them in the shin. As your partner is extremely pissed off, hobbling and wearing an eyepatch, you laugh your ass off.

I am SO pissed at him right now, I want to surprise angry pirate him!

by Cummy worm November 10, 2010