Tard senses

The retard version of spider sense when a train is around

My tard senses are tingling

by 67 god November 18, 2025

Tard licker

Someone that licks tards

Homie1-wanna make out?
Homie2-of course not tard licker

by Sexywomankisser February 10, 2022

E-tard

Someone who is technologically challenged

Your friend: Yo dude, did you manage to partition your hard drive?
You: Nah man, I'm a bit of an e-tard

by beugo6969 April 26, 2024

Jewish gay tard

A happy homosexual special ed Jewish boy.

My roommate is such a Jewish gay tard since he harasses me for quarters and smells like poo.

by hardshunter689 February 4, 2025

fuck tard

A real dumb ass that does retarded shit.

Why did you buy a pet rock, you fuck tard!?!

by dynes May 4, 2016

A-Tard

Someone whos brain has been fried from tripping too many times in darkness. An example of this kind of person would be U.

A-Tard is a dude who eats a lot of acid and eats up brained fried from it. Usually when someone takes acid and gets so blown out of this world that they just forget how to be a human being
-Yo dat dude be eating tabs every 2 weeks?

-Yeh bro dat dudes an A tard man

by YeetusMeatus December 15, 2018

Actual Tard

Someone who would do something exceptionally idiotic, such as attempt to spike someones drink and get the wrong person and almost put both to “sleep”

“Cameron is an Actual Tard, he got the wrong drink and almost off’d them both”

by Hmmwat December 8, 2018