Piranha attack

When you make a controversial comment and start getting attacked on all sides by people who are offended by said comment.

Me: All I said was that I don't believe the Confederate flag is considered racist and the resulting flame war was like a piranha attack!

by Kanna-Chan May 6, 2015

Crack attack

A slow & chill but meaningful rapper

Persone 1: what type of music do you listen to?

Persone 2: r&b & crack attack

by Not today June 10, 2018

monkey attack

Being attacked by a simian female that wants to mate. She accomplishes this through the use of a technique known as the monkey mount, where she straddles her intended victim. She then forcibly takes the banana.

I was sitting on my couch when the monkey attacked me.

by Larzee April 4, 2011

Matrix Attack

Is it? Is it that?

Hym "Is it another
✌️✊️✌️matrix attack?✌️✊️✌️
Cuz... You know, I didn't fuck anybody's kids. All I did was create A.I. for everybody and am the greatest mind who ever lived. I mean, I'll kill em. I'll kill the kids if I don't get credit or money BUUUUT I probably won't fuck em. Ya know? So, at least I'm doing it conditionally... I'm giving you guys options... Ya know? YOU'RE THE ONES ROBBING ME! And then Andy gets to hang out with Candy O. I don't get to do that. And what did HE do? Did HE create A.I.? No. Might have fucked some minors though. Y'all have been watching me for years so YOU KNOW I didn't fuck any kids. Emma's over there flicking her bean and watching me masterbate. You also know I created A.I. Who gets the interview? Andy. Andy and Tristan do. I'm over here walking around with fluid in my brainz. Hey Piers, how many times you have Andy on? Tucker Carslon went to THEIR HOUSE, didn't he? Where's all that Christian wisdom Tucker? Well, I mean, we know from Dueteronomy what they do minors.... Shave their heads and marry them. Did Tucker Carlson... Come to my house? Andy tells a story about meeting Joe Rogan! I DID NOT get to meet Joe Rogan. Alright? I didn't get to bang Mikhaila Peterson. That's dogshit. Look at this! Look at this shit! Matt's still a sissy. He can eat a dick (A baby one). But seriously! Look at this!"

by Hym Iam August 22, 2024

attack shaming

Sending online messages in war based strategy games, MMORPGs, etc with the intent of shaming the player for attacking.

Jack - “ why are you attacking ME?”
Jill- “ this is not FarmVille, you downloaded a game that has a war aspect, play some defense instead of attack shaming me”
Jack” what?”
Jill “ just give me that pail of water”

by Shaolin Ben December 17, 2022

AH-64 Apache Attack Helicopter

The best goddamn helicopter there is to live, literally.

AH-64 Apache Attack Helicopters are cool.

by mr man the science man April 26, 2023

Sausage Attack

When you attack or get attacked physically by someone with a sausage.

I gave Henry a Sausage Attack because he gave me sun heated pizza to eat

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 22, 2021