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cookie wood

Slang for a joint.
My boy just smoked a bunch of cookie wood(s) before the game.”
by CC Duckbutts August 3, 2018
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Katie Woods

kay-tee wu̇dz

A "Katie Woods" is the Michelangelo of insurance agents, carving out coverages so perfect for your needs that you'll weep tears of joy. A legendary in the Treasure Valley, known for making buying insurance so smooth, butter feels a little insecure. A "Katie Woods" agent can quote you faster than your coffee order. If insurance were a dating app, a "Katie Woods" would be a swipe right every time. And she's, like, half ninja. If Idaho had an Olympic team for "Making Insurance Cool," Katie Woods would take home gold. Every. Single. Time.
I got that good-good Katie Woods insurance policy and my rate was better than my grandma’s lasagna.
by Mayhem208 December 31, 2024
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loose wood

Loose wood is having an erection out of nowhere for no reason
by Hat_Man December 18, 2017
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Wood grain

Real wood paneling material inside of a vehicle usually on the inside doors or on the dash board and if it is on the steering wheel it is called a wood wheel no matter how much wood is on there it is usually in luxury cars
No matter how much wood grain ya holdin it's still a wood wheel mane
by Goozoozfrabaa August 24, 2019
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tiger woods

Da hard-ons experienced by a group of striped-feline males when in da company of a "hot" female --- especially if she's also "in heat" --- of their species.
Female tigers often outnumber males in da wild, and so said abundance of furry vaginas would reduce da instances of widespread tiger woods in a sizable group, since presumably there would seldom be multiple males vying for da favors of a single female.
by QuacksO June 3, 2023
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bang on wood

A similar phrase to knock on wood, however it is used when one hits their erection on an object, typically the underside of a desk or table when standing up.
1: *hits erection on desk*
2: Ha, bang on wood.
1: What?
2: Bang on wood. You hit your erection.
1: Uh, ok.
by PoehlerBehr September 4, 2018
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Newstead wood

The shittiest grammar school in orpington. The teachers just want u to get good grades and don’t care abt nth else.

The windows literally have locks to stop people jumping out and half the teachers r racist or pedophiles.

The year 7’s think they’re hard, the year 9’s are insufferable and a certain year 13 is the biggest fucking snitch and we all hate her.

The uniform is even worse with it only being alright in 10 and 11 despite the girls determination to get their skirts higher than their Fanny’s and obsession with vapes.

Half the six formers are weird lesbo art kids or Asian stalkers and the rest are olaves rejects who think they’re hard.

But hey, at least we’re not as bad as Darrick wood, just please stop dying your hair bright red. It looks horrible
Darrick kid 1: oi fam what are those red green and black tings innit

Darrick kid 2: they’re from newstead wood innit fam

Darrick kid 1: shit fam better hide the red hair dye and vapes
by Fuck this school xoxo March 3, 2024
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