Captain

When you’re clothing line in your closet resembles the main isle at you’re local hardware store.

Hey Captain Coupon… where can I find the hammer isle. “Excuse me? I don’t work here I’m just a regular customer”.

by Zakkmylde November 24, 2023

Captain Custom

He has small peepee and wants to fuck himself but hes too small pp

Bro my pp is a Captain Custom right now

by HyPerEZ October 20, 2020

Captain behind

A superhero who uses the power of his ass to fight crime.

Hey have you seen captain behind? No I bet he's just darting around

by Merkp June 7, 2018

Captain Flex

Dude with a slim build who sees himself as more of a Scottiah adonis body god
Usually found peacocking around the floor for no reason
Throws out a random flex when a member of the opposite sex is around

Look at BB over there peacocking round those hoes, he is the real deal captain flex

by Jonsnowknowsnowt July 27, 2016

Captain's hook

The act of sticking your index finger into your anus, getting poop on finger, and digging your fingernail into your friends cheek leaving the poop in the hole.

Guy 1: Dude, did you hear what happened to Brad at the camp?

Guy 2: Yeah, I heard Sean gave him a Captain's hook!

by Dr cockcycle May 13, 2013

the Captain Ahab

When one licks the stump of an amputee. See also Harpooning the White Whale.

He took the prosthetic of my stumb and then gave me the Captain Ahab!

by Moby_Dicktator November 23, 2010

captain kiwi

a loud ass kid that screams alot

Damn that's a captain kiwi they don't shut the fuck up

by UNSTOPPABLEAWESOMEGAMER October 21, 2020