It’s hard to explain how dangerous the Czechoslovakian Door-Knob can be to an uninformed practictioner. It involves 5 lengths of naval strength rope, 3 sterile tweezers and a half eaten bag of gummy bears.
My guy went for the classic Czechoslovakian Door-Knob with this girl last night, ended up in a Serbian infirmary.
by Anonymous1105 June 7, 2022
Get the Czechoslovakian Door-Knobmug. Person 1: "Did you open your pornsite?"
Person 2: "I was looking for names, only found inside pink door, so no"
Person 2: "I was looking for names, only found inside pink door, so no"
by Czar Tony February 12, 2018
Get the Inside Pink Doormug. by Yobigcok18 March 7, 2021
Get the The doormug. shut the front door!
by xdr5t3evq3q November 29, 2023
Get the shut the front doormug. When your boomer parents still think that you can apply for jobs by physically going to a business and asking if there are any jobs available, just like they did back in the day, before the popularity of the internet or pre-2000.
Dad: why don't you get off your arse and get a job.
Son: I've been looking online for weeks and applied for everything I can, there's nothing new.
Dad: Your not looking hard enough, go out and knock on some doors. That's what I did when I was your age.
Son: Dad, nobody does that anymore, employers and job agencies do everything online now. Even the job centre posts their own stuff there.
Dad: omg kids these days, don't know how good they have it. When I was your age I walked 20 miles to work and back barefoot whilst carrying a bag of cole on my back, I got paid 2 bob a week, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Son: stfu dad, stop lying and get with the times.
Son: I've been looking online for weeks and applied for everything I can, there's nothing new.
Dad: Your not looking hard enough, go out and knock on some doors. That's what I did when I was your age.
Son: Dad, nobody does that anymore, employers and job agencies do everything online now. Even the job centre posts their own stuff there.
Dad: omg kids these days, don't know how good they have it. When I was your age I walked 20 miles to work and back barefoot whilst carrying a bag of cole on my back, I got paid 2 bob a week, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Son: stfu dad, stop lying and get with the times.
by ppwned May 13, 2021
Get the knock on some doorsmug. by cuban1234 December 30, 2008
Get the door childrenmug. Brandon's girlfriend got my number off his phone and tried to side door me for information about where he was last night.
by Rodneylr July 6, 2016
Get the Side Doormug.