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Brown Christmas

When you take a long tapered shit on Christmas morning that, upon pre-flush reflection, looks exactly like a miniature Christmas tree.
After eating all that Chinese food last night, I shat a brown christmas right before the dawn.
by Smegmid December 24, 2023
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Christmas Face

A sour, unhappy face caused by driving in holiday traffic, shopping in over crowded malls, spending more money than one can afford on Christmas.
Mom just got back from shopping. She's got her Christmas Face on.
by HoHoNo December 12, 2010
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Hyde Park Christmas or Ls6mas is a phrase used by Leeds locals, that refers to a specific time of year (June 25th-July 3rd), where 50,000 Leeds university students all simultaneously move house or graduate and leave the city.

In doing so they either sell or leave behind most of their belongings, hence the term 'Hyde Park Christmas or Ls6mas', as Headingley and Hyde Park are large student areas in Leeds.
Hyde Park Christmas or Ls6mas is a phrase used by Leeds locals, that refers to a specific time of year (June 25th-July 3rd), where 50,000 Leeds university students all simultaneously move house or graduate and leave the city.

'Yoo I can't wait for Hyde Park Christmas last year I picked up a free 32" tv and someone sold me their MacBook Pro for £30, these students will leave behind anything'
by Ngh1802 July 1, 2023
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Christmas Decorations

Lights and inflatables to show your love for Christmas during the holiday season. Mostly ruined by insane people putting their decorations up as soon as Halloween ends or sometimes even earlier.
"I need to put my Christmas decorations up."
"ITS NOT EVEN SEPTEMBER YET"
by youngsavage69 November 25, 2018
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Stalker's Christmas

Valentine's day.

The day that all crazy stalker types can run around and leave anonmyous gifts and what not for their intended parmour/victim while not blatantly violating the terms of the restraining order.
"I just found a 20 page sonnet and a stuffed animal on my front porch. "

"Isn't that the neigbor's creepy grandson hiding in the bushes across the street?

"Stalker's Christmas!"
by One Dark Hearted Fool February 21, 2010
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Christmas Crusher

the moment you realize what you want for Christmas...
on Christmas Eve.
December 2: Jenn- "Hey Laura, what do you want for Christmas?" Laura- "Hell if I know.."

December 24: Laura- "Dammit! I want *insert item here* so badly!" Jenn- "Too late now..." Laura- "Well that sure is a Christmas Crusher."
by ScarettRose December 27, 2011
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Pre Christmas

Starting November 1st - November 30th
when you realize Christmas is right around the corner.

Each day, you take a shot of Rum and eat a Pine Needle in observance.

You must put your tree up 1st of November and listen to Christmas music every day.
"Wow, I'm so glad its finally Pre Christmas! Soon enough. December 1st will come and it will be "Early Christmas"."
by Atheguy November 1, 2023
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