Italian Christmas

Eating out a girl (while she is eating any fish but salmon) and he eats a tuna sandwich afterwards.

I was eating her out while she was having a full tuna sandwich, as opposed to a Panera "Half-sandwich half soup" and that's what I call an Italian Christmas

by SpaceZambonie November 10, 2020

Christmas

A period of time that you drink hot cocoa and read books by the fireplace or watch your favourite movies. You also go out but not too much cuz it's cold. You sit inside and relax with family and friends. Christmas is a time to spend with your loved ones and celebrate :). And you can give or recieve gifts.

Christmas

by Efil rof ukedukab December 3, 2022

Brown Christmas

When a guy shits in his partners vagina during sexual intercourse

Guy 1 "yo, have you ever done the brown Christmas with your girl"
Guy 2 "no, wtf?"

by Ragulishious January 9, 2024

Christmas

Best person in the world

Christmas is the best.

by cheetuofficial March 19, 2021

Christmas Chaz’d

When you get absolutely steaming to the point you can’t see.

Guy: OMG, I’m gonna get absolutely Christmas Chaz’d!!

by Caravan Chazza July 14, 2020

David from the Christmas Carol

What has 3 letters, starts with a G, end with a Y, and has an A in the middle?

David from the Christmas Carol is gay

by PionelPessiGhosted February 28, 2024

SLUTTY CHRISTMAS 😘

Slutty Christmas is that special time of year for baddies worldwide. 😍😍😍

"🎄🎄MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHES🎄🎄!! Now that it’s finally DICKmas 👅💦Santa’s about to slide 🎅🏾😉 down your hot 🔥 hot 🔥chimney tonight. So lick 💦💋those juicy candy canes and drink up that creamy eggnog🍼, it’s about to get wet down at Santa’s workshop🍆🍆! Don’t forgot to slide down that XXXtra 🎅🏾🎅🏾 big North Pole, and make sure your 🍪 cookie 🍪is yummy enough for Santa to eat👄! 👀 But are you bad enough to handle Santa’s giant juicy 8=candy👊🏼COCK=D💦?? Send this to 🔟 of your baddest bitch elves💁🏼💁🏾 If you get 5️⃣ back, youre on the naughty list this year🍆💦! If you get 🔟 back you better be ready for Santa’s hot ♨️CUMlate☕️💦😭 If you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back you’ve got the most bitchin 🍬peppermint 🍬pussy in the North Pole! ❄️⛄ Hope you get to blow 🌬 lots of XXXmas 🎄dick, and that you get lots of XXXmas 🎄CUMMIES 💝💝 HAVE A SLUTTY CHRISTMAS 😘 / DICKMAS 💦🍆👅 YOU HOE HOE HOE!!! 🎅🏾🎅🏿🎅🏽🎅🏼"

by #1 Mordetwi fangirls December 25, 2021