angry german dad

1. to smash a computer with a slege hammer.
2. angry german kid's dad

1. dude 1: (bashing the computer) dude 2: O MY GOD DONT BE AN ANGRY GERMAN DAD
2. LEEEEEOOOOOPPPPPOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
agk: WHAT I AM TRYING TO SLEEEP GODDD.

by harold slikk September 16, 2014

Angry Baby Bird

When you give a blowjob to a guy and when he cums catch his semen in your mouth, And punch him in the nuts. When he yells spit the cum back in his mouth.

Why'd you break up with chelsea?
She got mad at me so she gave me an Angry Baby Bird.

by DaddyTangerine March 9, 2018

Angry German Poop

Some Guy Who poops on the ground.

OH,GOSH, WHERE'S ALEX PARAS ANGRY GERMAN POOP?

by The Real Windows XP June 6, 2018

The ol' angry spider

A man stands on all 4s facing their partner who lies flat on their back underneath them. The man on all 4s then drools on their parnters face until they ejaculate.

Hey baby wanna get the ol' angry spider tonight?

I'm gonna tie you down and give you the ol angry spider
Bitch here cums the angry spider

What a dirty.

by Angry spider April 12, 2017

Angry Burt Reynolds

Combination maneuver incorporating the angry dragon and the abe lincoln in a plethora of semen and pubic ejaculation. After a successful angry dragon due to the physics of the penile insertion into the deepest point of the female or male participants esophagus the only place for the excrement to go is up through the nasal passage onto the face of the recipient. do to the protein content the semen resembles white glue and adheres just as well, with that the ejaculator tosses pubic hairs onto the rapidly hardening excrement and the display drys on the counter parts face in a mustache resembling that of the great Burt Reynolds..

While giving Mildred an angry dragon Damien tossed his freshly shaven pubes onto the rapidly drying excrement on Mildreds upper lip. Her expression was that of an Angry Burt Reynolds.

by Hooper Humperdink III February 20, 2011

Angry Donald

A series of moist farts while sitting on the toilet, sounding a lot like Donald Duck is crammed up your ass against his will.

"Jesus, will the gas stop?! I feel like I have an Angry Donald underneath me"

by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016

angry pirate

When you plop your nutsack in someone's eye, and they'll grunt in anger. Thinking, "Fuck you bitch!" you kick them in the shin. As your partner is extremely pissed off, hobbling and wearing an eyepatch, you laugh your ass off.

I am SO pissed at him right now, I want to surprise angry pirate him!

by Cummy worm November 10, 2010