Pub Jesus

The almighty one or ones, the loot god, the Supa sniper, best know disciples are making it rains, oh so cool, and the Notorious gone it
Their KD ratio was crap, until they found pub Jesus
by Dignity December 07, 2020
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Bridge Jesus

The creator of bridges, the god of memes, and to all is the most sexy thing in existence. He pwns Minequaft noobs in Bed Wars and creates bridge eggs with his mind. He is truly a Bridge Jesus.
Damn, that manz just pwned that nub in Minequaft Bedwares. That's MLG pro, litty litty litty like a Bridge Jesus.
by neckslapper November 28, 2017
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Jesus Jimmy

A drink consisting of three shots of Jagermeister with a floater of Chartreuse
Bartender, I'd like me another Jesus Jimmy please
by Mr Buttsponge February 13, 2022
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Jesus Money

not actual currency, just hopes and prayers. When people pay you in Jesus money they dont actually pay you in money, they just pray for you.
If she pays us in Jesus Money I'll explode!!
by poopbutjazzfunk June 07, 2011
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Dominic Jesu

Dominic Jesu
My name is Dominic Jesu
by Dominic Jesu June 08, 2021
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jumpers for jesus

Someone who is an Evangelical Christian that is overly enthusiastic about their faith. Usually one to put down those that do not share the same beliefs as them.
Bro, did you see that ruling on the new abortion ban? That is sure to get the Jumpers for Jesus going.
by 31817689137 December 20, 2019
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Aqua Jesus

Aqua Jesus is the Mormon Jesus who has only water in his veins because their sacrament uses water instead of wine to represent his blood.
The Mormon missionary told me to "Let Aqua Jesus in to my life"
by jackmormonpriest June 05, 2016
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