clam clutch

1. (slang, derogatory) a gathering with many more women than men

2. the female equivalent to a sausage party

Surprisingly, it was quite a clam clutch at the gay bar.

by Koi_Boi May 26, 2018

Ham Clam

A fat birds gunty vag.

Becky lost her cat. She found it 3 days later in her ham clam.

by SquishyNipple August 26, 2025

Tight Clam Energy

A girl who has an aura of sexuality. The female counterpart of "Big Dick Energy." This girl is a natural flirt who likely turns guys on like second nature. This girl does not necessarily have to be extremely attractive, but rather has a vibe that naturally draws men in.

Yeah man she's nothing to write home about but I still really wanna smash she has that tight clam energy

by The_Ox September 24, 2018

Clam valley

The lesbian version of broke back mountain

I loved the sequel to brokeback mountain “clam Valley” with Zoe Kravitz and Halle Berry.

by Haad Shaeit Mousef March 17, 2022

Clam Bake

A lesbian orgy where each brings their own drugs to get 'baked'.

I have to admit, I didn't expect to see so many hot women at that clam bake last night!

by Miss Spider August 8, 2009

King’s Clam Chowder

when you’re getting a blumpkin and a third party pukes on the dick and the other party sucks the puke off

“Yo man, the first time I got a King’s Clam Chowder was in the Whole Foods bathroom. They had to get maintenance to clean up the cum-puke-shit stains.”

by 2whistles December 7, 2022

Clam Slam

Similar to male teabagging, a female squats over someone’s face and lowers her vagina onto the person. Clam Slam is used as a practical joke or prank when performed on someone who is passed out or asleep. It can also be a sexual act as well.

At the sorority house last night, silly Sally drank 3 bottles of Boone's Farm wine passed out on the floor again, but this time the whole pledge class gave her a Clam Slam! Like, tots embarrassing!

by Dick B. Tricklin July 3, 2018