toilet math

Flushing the toilet while you sit on it because you sink. Commonly used as a joke, being told to add and subtract while in the toilet taking a dump.

Hey Steve... do your toilet math.

Robert: Hey Mike, add and subtract... add and subtract...
Mike: What?

Robert: Add a little water, subtract everything else.

by Nightshade00013 November 6, 2021

German Math Teacher

a german math teacher is a math teacher that can't properly speak your language, she is constatly preaching about useless stuff in class that you don't need for tests, her name is often Christianne or Miller.

Hey, you learned anything from class? nah my teacher is a german math teacher

by Claes my pet into dick brotah March 1, 2017

math methoded

Referring to the abomination that the QCAA disguised as a maths methods exam, to the methods students of 2022. RIP our atars. #loweringthebellcurve

Damn, they really math methoded us with that bio exam.

by ass-kisser November 1, 2022

quick maths

Used when someone makes an incorrect calculation to point out their mistake/make fun of them. Comes from Big Shaq's legendary FITB. Also stylized as quick mafs.

1: "1500 times 10 over 50 that's what... 3000?"
2: "Quick maths"

by Neeky Gerd January 27, 2020

Double Maths

An Upper Class, Middle Class and Working Class Theory, of waking up early to watch news channels and understand, politics, weather and sports.

Finance is argued by the big buy in, (Poker Talk) he get 5 minutes to talk m, she has 10 minutes. The rest of the day is just Polite Politics. How Quaint….. Don’t know.

Double Maths

“Hi good morning welcome to bbc breakfast?”

Class systems arguing get the point I just made breakfast.

“And now for the sports and weather.”

It’s not Friday mate, get to the finance section I need Maaaaad Doooolllllaaaarr! Mr Jones.

by Teacher D September 7, 2022

Math delicious

When someone is very attractive and you are willing to suffer for them

No they're just looking very veryy math delicious!

by Jackbox212 January 24, 2024

narcissist math

narcissist math is when problem occur in a relationship with a narcissist, and nothing about the relationship adds up. There's missing time, hidden agendas, and a ton of lies.

Don't try to figure out how to get along with a narcissist. Just wish them well and move on. The double standards, the zero sum mentality thinking, the all or nothing policies, and just about everything else like the back and forth nature of the guy will have you thinking that the relationship isn't worth saving. The math doesn't math on a narcissistic relationship. Narcissist math is an unsolvable problem, like trying to divide zero between three people.

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023