Tarded

Verb; and noun all in one. When the individual is super sensitive and highly reactive to offending situations, you call them Tarded so you don't bruise any egos or hurt some butts.

Statistically speaking, 86% of the American population is Tarded. They get offended and triggered just for having to get out of bed.

by CaptRedbeard July 30, 2022

Fart tard

When you fart on a kid with special needs and they jizz in there pants because they are so surprised

Hey do u want to get fart tard on you ugly retard.

by Whyubeingqueefy April 21, 2021

Tard

"Tard" A noun meaning: A person who did something stupid , or lame

Tard is to be said in a joking matter. Not to be confused with the word "Retard"

If your bestfriend did something cheesy or stupid , you simply call them a "Tard"

"Nathaniel Hernandez is such a tard." His bestfriend , Alexander said jokingly

by SlyFoxXoXo December 18, 2017

Tard Fuel

The beverage Mountain Dew.

My tattoo artist, Than, likes to drink Tard Fuel.

by DictatorDot August 24, 2008

tard

a beautiful person like the most attractive sexiest person in the world

“tard“

by bambombam November 5, 2023

Fuck tard

A dumb ass who does stupid shit

Guy 1: "Bro my dogs a fuck tard he shit in the middle of the damn road"

Guy2: "damn he really is a fucktard"

by The urban 101 July 3, 2023

Fuck-Tard

/fʌk/-/ˈri tɑ d/ (tard is shortened for retard)

noun: fuck-tard; plural noun: fuck-tards

Used to describe a person who is completely retarded however has not been classified as one yet, a shock to all.

Me: "Eugene is such a Fuck-Tard!"
Eugene: "Yeet!"

by I_Despise_Oxygen July 13, 2019