salty whore head

A person that owns a large amount of taco hats

If you are still hungry go and ask Nigel as he is a salty whore head

by Crazy pants August 19, 2022

Salty

The act of leaving salt behind in whatever you do...

Did you see that Special Hazards Guy?! He’s so salty he doesn’t even need to shovel his driveway in the winter...

by Salty31 May 31, 2018

Salty

upset about something

2 problems tho:

1) they're division rivals with the Ravens

2) I'm still salty about the Amari Cooper trade

by johnzilla1126 May 19, 2024

Salty porkchop

Heart attack

You almost hit that car! You're giving me a fucking salty porkchop!

by REESE52184 December 27, 2019

Salty

Someone who is pissed

Stanley: Hey, could I ask you a question?

Tiffany: What?

Stanley: Could you maybe stop consistently talking to your friends? It's becoming a very annoying habit of yours. Some of us are actually trying to pass high school and not fail like your pregnancy test.

Tiffany: Fuck off!

Stanley: No need to be Salty.

by GrammarQueen August 23, 2017

salty felch

When a man or woman sucks up salty sweat from underneath a fat boob.

Greg used a straw to salty felch Becky's bosom.

by Flieger September 24, 2016

Salty juice box

Jealous and salty person

She is being a salty juice box for no reason

by It’s brittney February 26, 2019