A sexual act between consenting adults which starts with a man's testicles being covered with chocolate pudding and sprinkled with salt. At which point the man's partner will lick/suck the coating clean off.
May also reference a song performed by the chef on the popular late night animated series, South Park.
May also reference a song performed by the chef on the popular late night animated series, South Park.
by ChuckInDuuupps December 02, 2017
To describe a person that is so salty and or mad, they start coming uncontrollably from there eyeballs, causing pain and minor tickling
by Grapefruit December 06, 2016
Salty Regards - a term that originated on r/WSB and means 'regards' that lost most of their portfolio in one play on options and lost the remainder on revenge play the same week.
Example: What's with the new faces at Wendy's mom?
Mom/Karen - Salty Regards, from last week. Waiting in line to apply for a day job but can't afford non-slip black shoes so get turned away.
Child - Aww I see.. I miss my brother..
Mom/Karen - That's also why your older brother is moving in back home tomorrow.
Child - Yayyy!
Mom/Karen - Salty Regards, from last week. Waiting in line to apply for a day job but can't afford non-slip black shoes so get turned away.
Child - Aww I see.. I miss my brother..
Mom/Karen - That's also why your older brother is moving in back home tomorrow.
Child - Yayyy!
by Chad_Tyrone July 02, 2024
Where a male is sexually aroused and has to release the juices from his testicles. After doing so, then proceeds to ejaculate all over his own face and bed sheet. Finally ends it off by licking his semen off his bed sheet.
My girlfriend didn't want to blow me and swallow tonight, so I did it myself and got one hell of a Salty Vacation
by Zalranzar June 21, 2017
by Salty Cunt August 19, 2019
When a you masturbate until your glans is bleeding then have your lover take a diarrhea dump. You now dip your wounded soldier into the preferably watery pile of shit then roll it around in salt.
by Possumfucker December 19, 2018
by Gwe July 31, 2022