Toilet Paper

The thing Aussies need most during the Coronavirus COVID-19 outbreak.

Toilet paper.

by Dybala Fan March 16, 2020

Toilet Paper

1. Used for wiping shit from your ass
2. Something you akways seem to run out of when you need it most
3. Cum wipes

P1. Fuck
P2. What
P1. Im out of toilet paper
P2. Sucks to be you
P1. Please help
P2. Drive to the store with that shit stain
P1. Its cum m8
P2. Im your mom whyd you call me
P1. I was thinking of you.

by 4/20/69 July 10, 2019

Bro didn’t have papers back then

For when to describe the time in the 1800s when alcohol and smoking were classed as the same level, and you question how they had enough papers or filters to roll cigarettes.

G - Hello flatmates, you want to know something interesting? Did you know they used to class smoking and drinking as the level societally?

L - what? Bro didn’t have papers back then

by Tiger154 December 13, 2025

Paper chaser

A hard working person who makes money

I told my friends that I am a paper chaser

by Trinxsociiety July 2, 2022

Toilet paper

You shouldn’t be asking. But, in case of an emergency, just pop over to your local store so you can better relive yourself without having to EVER search online.

Where the heck is the toilet paper!?!?

by saoupmhaiies March 30, 2020

Paper Cakes

When a social media account follows you, gets you to follow them, then they unfollow

@cathavingman: do you follow that account @assShitter?

@bigmoodhaver: nah, I stay away from paper cakes

by BourgeoisballZie August 28, 2018

Papers

If somebody in prison is selling papers, it’s usually heroin, meth, or cocaine.

“Dude in Helena Unit got papers for a hundred dollars each.”

by mybeccca October 2, 2024