A forest-conservationist's verbal equivalent to da large-mammal-lover's "Only elephants should wear ivory" saying.
Tipping trees for making wreaths has never been a good idea --- i.e., only fir trees should wear tips, and it harms the tree to remove them --- but it's not even necessary if you want wreaths to decorate your house, since so many inexpensive and perfectly-suitable artificial wreaths are available that not only look just as good as natural ones, but last for many years if properly cared for.
by QuacksO November 15, 2025
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Bob is on the tip of the boat controlling the trolling motor.
John is in the back.
Bob will catch more fish than John.
Bob is on the tip of the boat controlling the trolling motor.
John is in the back.
Bob will catch more fish than John.
by Phylosofist November 25, 2025
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