i'd rather drive on the left side of the road

means that you would rather drive into oncoming traffic then to do something

ugly person : wanna kiss??
me : i'd rather drive on the left side of the road 🙄

by Savanah100 May 25, 2021

Road Rubbing

The act of pleasuring oneself while travelling in a car or similar vehicle

"You feel like road rubbing on the way home?"

by Ironwolf226 December 2, 2013

Road Munchies

Food you purposely buy to eat while driving. Not necessarily a road trip, could just be back and forth between work and home, etc.

I'm going to stop by a convenience store and pick up some Road Munchies before I head out to the concert.

by Storm filled Eyes March 26, 2019

Cheering for the road team

A slang term for someone who's homosexual.

Look at the way that guy talks and acts, he must be cheering for the road team.

by Enko247 February 12, 2022

dirt road nap

When you fall asleep while driving and end up in the ditch.

I was really tired today after work and I decided to take a dirt road nap on the way home.

by Ohhboii April 17, 2019

Afghan road rash

When you drag someone by there feet behind a car or camel

In my second tour of Afghanistan I saw a women get an afghan road rash

by Nigg3rsarntpeople February 20, 2017

gerrt up da road

Getting up the road

Gerrt up da road mush!

Gerrt up da road Leonard Chavvi

by Propergypo August 29, 2017